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Song Parodies -> "Calvin"

Original Song Title:

"Uchuu Keiji Gavan"

Original Performer:

Akira Kushida

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A tribute to the newspaper comic series,Calvin and Hobbes.
This boy looks like Linus to me,struggling with homework
He's misbehaving and rude,he was such a jerk
Although he sometimes change into Stupendous Man
Jumping inside his closet then he comes back out

Who is Hobbes? Who is Hobbes? A tiger! This is Calvin's stuffed tiger thingy
"Now he's alive and come very real",this boy agreed
Calvin! Just a six-year-old dude! Calvin! Just a class clown he was
Now who is with Hobbes? Calvin!

His parents always got so mad all the time,I suggest
Their son's imagination will be in distress
His last name wasn't revealed,he was very selfish
Didn't a brother or sister,he's annoyed

Who is Hobbes? Who is Hobbes? A tiger! He was still on his side
A dim view of human nature,no prejudice but full of pride
Calvin! Just a six-year-old guy! Calvin! Just a self-centered kid
Now who is with Hobbes? Calvin!

Who is Hobbes? Who is Hobbes? A tiger! I can't believe he's alive
The boy was amazed,but whatever's wrong can be right
Calvin! Just a six-year-old dude! Calvin! What a pathetic boy
Now who is with Hobbes? Calvin!

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