-> "All Out Of Blush"
Original Song Title:
"All Out Of Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"All Out Of Blush"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: I’m sad in my bones
At my job answ’rin phones
Jobs that you hate are the worst
In ties and dress shoes
A straightjacket or suit?
I’m crazy ‘cuz I feel cursed
But the girl I’m concealing
Is me at my heart
At nights she can shine and she glows
In the dressing room prep
For that triumphant step
See my make-up’s running real low
I can’t do the show
Chorus: I’m all out of blush!
Can’t go on without rouge
My face isn’t right
The cheekbones are all wrong
I’m all in a rush
Cuz no one can watch you
Go to CVS
But I do not have that long
Verse 2: I rummage through my bag
Somewhere in this hole
There may be some extra inside
I’m shaking with fear
As my number draws near
Will they meet Adam or Tanya tonight?
And what would they say
If I went on stage now
With only my eyebrows drawn?
It’s easy to gauge
I’d be booed off the stage
I’m blushing with nothing on
I’ll be gone!
Chorus: I’m all out of blush!
Can’t go on without rouge
My face isn’t right
The cheekbones are all wrong
I’m all in a rush
Cuz no one can watch you
Yes, I am obsessed
I’ll be on in one more song
Bridge: No…
Where can I find some blush?
My skin looks really flushed
“Honey don’t have to gush”
“You can have mine so hush”
Chorus: I fin’lly found blush
Thank goodness I found you
My visage looks tight
It’s almost like my thong
To perform is a rush
My dance moves will wow you
Must make them forget
That I really have a schlong
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