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Song Parodies -> "Making Puns Out Of Nowhere But Stalls"

Original Song Title:

"Making Love Out Of Nothing At All"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Air Supply

Parody Song Title:

"Making Puns Out Of Nowhere But Stalls"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

-The Anti-Poo Parody-DKTOS?Making Love Out Of Nothing At All
I wrote of rooms of strippers
And I wrote of the Fab Five
I wrote about my Zany Neighbors
And I wrote "Hitchhiker's Guide"
I wrote about the Matrix
And I wrote "Paparazzi"
I have yet to write of Jesus Juice
But Mike Jackson I have creamed
If you're mime I'll have to punch you
Or just put you in "the mood"
I wrote of these Cow Tippers
And I wrote of that Lee guy Bruce
And I wrote of nights of quailing
If you're are Any Fan of Mine
Then you read of all tell you, everything I'm gonna tell you
Like the one about the mafia guy
And I wrote of loads of Etches
And I wrote "Spice Girl Craze"
I know all the fools who all know how to make "em
And I always wish to play in their games

But I don't know how to leave poo
Cause I never let poo fall
And I don't know how they spoof it
Making puns out of nowhere but stalls

(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
Making Puns
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls

Every time I smell poo, there's no reason to pun
"Butt's streaming stinky waves derrière"
Or "Barfing into jars every guy is taking aim at"
"Cow pies in the spotlight"
The reading of these songs makes me dumb
And brain's lost
And I'm looking for a basin to puke
You can take this starkness, cause this "sh*t" is so trite
Gut churns just like a demon burning farts for the light
I've got to swallow it, cause every n00b I know
Well, knows nothing but farts, piss, and poo

(Dirty instrumental that becomes cleaner towards the end)

I can write of Arwen's tumble
I can write of Cousteau Jacque
And I can write with a cackle of the cowboys who piddle
But I didn't mean a thing about John
I can write cafés that sever
Or I can write about some beers or the bong
I can write the tunes of Prom Kings
And of how they get laid
Or I can make all the freshmen beat on
But I'm never going to write it about poo
Do I really want the sh*t to fall?
And I'm never going make it like you doo
Making puns, Out of nowhere but stalls

(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
(Making puns) Out of nowhere but stalls
Gahhhhh
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls (Making puns)
Out of nowhere but stalls!!!!

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John Barry - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry to say, I've got a load of 'em in the works. 555
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
looks like you could do a bang up poo song if ya wanted...5s
Meriadoc - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
What a truly wonderful thing to do to an awful OS.... excellent!
Dee Range - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Bet this was a 'load' off your mind lol . 555
Matthias - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks John: I'm sorry to hear that, Alvin: This is about as Poo Parody as I get, Merry: I really don't mind the OS, at least not as much as poo parodies, and Dee: You can say shat again
PMS - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
My number two favorite of the day
Matthias - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Number Two.... heh..... Good one PMS
Stuart McArthur - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
looks like I'm just gonna follow meriadoc around today - what SHE said! - 555
Matthias - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
You just followed Merry into the Woman's bathroom Start, thanks for the added humor
Jack Wilson - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
This is great!
Charley Tuna - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This was about as funny as getting a rectal exam by Captain Hook.
Agrimorfee - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you recently dissed someone, Matthias? 555
Matthias - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That is actually pretty damn funny!!!! I wouldn't want him anywhere near my Booty though! Heh!

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