-> "My Ram Smashed Cars All Day"
Original Song Title:
"I Ran So Far Away" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Ram Smashed Cars All Day"
A rural man in times of new
That I'd get thrown in jail, I never knew
Thanks to a male ewe
I left a sheep unsupervised
To my surprise, he wrecked some trucks up, true
What the heck'd I do?
Yep, my ram, my ram smashed cars all day
They got mad, police got mad, I'll say
I tried to get away
Then at the court, for mercy begged
The jury's rides were smashed by my male ewe
Makes it harder to
To get through this without a chill
The pain of getting thrown in prison, eww
Can't stomach prison food
Then my ram, gave me a ride today
Yes my ram, helped my court time escape
They had to give us chase
(80s guitar solo)
We had a chance to win this race
But then we re-appear into their view
What's a guy to do?
They caught me, threw me in the pen
Not with the animals, but with the dudes
Criminals who flew
And my ram, he broke me free one day
But too bad, he was a little late
This is sad, the fate of this, I say
Cause I had, I had just passed away!
And my ram, he smashed more cars all day
And a man, another one got slain...
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