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Song Parodies -> "My Ram Smashed Cars All Day"

Original Song Title:

"I Ran So Far Away"

Original Performer:

A Flock Of Seagulls

Parody Song Title:

"My Ram Smashed Cars All Day"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

For Decathlon, this is about when farm animals hate automobiles...
A rural man in times of new
That I'd get thrown in jail, I never knew
Thanks to a male ewe
I left a sheep unsupervised
To my surprise, he wrecked some trucks up, true
What the heck'd I do?

Yep, my ram, my ram smashed cars all day
They got mad, police got mad, I'll say
I tried to get away

Then at the court, for mercy begged
The jury's rides were smashed by my male ewe
Makes it harder to
To get through this without a chill
The pain of getting thrown in prison, eww
Can't stomach prison food

Then my ram, gave me a ride today
Yes my ram, helped my court time escape
They had to give us chase

(80s guitar solo)

We had a chance to win this race
But then we re-appear into their view
What's a guy to do?
They caught me, threw me in the pen
Not with the animals, but with the dudes
Criminals who flew

And my ram, he broke me free one day
But too bad, he was a little late
This is sad, the fate of this, I say
Cause I had, I had just passed away!
And my ram, he smashed more cars all day
And a man, another one got slain...
Copyright of DJ Blaze, 2010.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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Christie Marie M - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Those rams must really need a place to "crash'" very badly! Great job and title switch! Here's $555 for auto insurance for this one!
Andria - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Sounds like a sheep gone mad! Maybe that's what happens when sheep eat the Magic Mushrooms that sometimes grow in pastures. Great job, and 5s.
Old Man Ribber - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Butted your way to a 5-5-5. ;D
Mark Scotti - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Ewe really got a MAD "Ram"mer there!!
SamuraiMaster - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
What a nightmare. 5s
DJ Blaze - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie: Thanks, that's just what the jury needs.

Andria: LOL at those mushrooms, and thanks!

OMR: Great one, thanks!

Mark Scotti: Another great pun, thanks!

Samurai Sentai Shinkenger (oops, SamuraiMaster): Exactly. Thanks!
Matthias - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought I commented on this one already. There are a lot of sheep in this round of the Decathlon... I'm the only one who didn't do a song about a sheep seeing that Cop's "furry creature" could be a sheep.
Phil Nelson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
This was cool and funny
Arwen - February 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Totally made me smile, that we both did Sheep parodies!
bobpiecheese - February 18, 2010 - Report this comment
(Dec3) That ram's either eerily sentient or just a typo for 'Rambo', he's got that much balls. 555 for ewe too!
Andria - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM February 2010) Already commented and voted, but the parody is great and sheep are always funny.
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM Gotta watch ANYTHING that's "ram" charged!! Great one...
Peter Andersson - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
There's a version of this song by Bowling For Soup that is about 20 BPMs faster (don't ask me how I know, tooo long a story) and I couldn't help thinking about how that one would have suited the demolition theme a tad better, or how much difference such a typical 90s production differs from this soo, soo core-y 80s pop sound song. That said you did a god job here, good pacing, top notch funny and overall milking the subject for all that it was worth (though with that subject being a ram rather than an ewe that might be a ewwww comment). 555.
Max Power - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
GTA style!
MysteryGoat - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM - I must admit, I thought the song was going in a different direction at the line "Then my ram, gave me a ride today", thankfully I was mistaken.
bobpiecheese - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Below Average Dave - April 01, 2010 - Report this comment
This one was pretty good DJ Blaze, and what a great OS

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