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Song Parodies -> "Spring Cleaning"

Original Song Title:

"Prince Charming"

Original Performer:

Adam and the Ants

Parody Song Title:

"Spring Cleaning"

The Lyrics

Some of these lyrics were inspired by Kim and Aggie of BBC's How Clean Is Your House?, others were inspired by the vast quantities of cleaning products found in our house.
Don't we always? Don't we always?
Stop being lazy when it gets to spring time?
Don't we always? Don't we always?
Get scrubbing floor tiles when it gets to spring time?

Spring cleaning, spring cleaning
Mr. Sheen is nothing to be scared of
Beeswax polish, beeswax polish
Shine up your chairs and make the windows sparkle

Shine the windows, shine the windows
Cleaning the house, not lowering our standards
Sweep the chimney, sweep the chimney
Choking on soot, with coverings of coal dust

Spring cleaning, spring cleaning
Brand new duster - nothing to be scared of
Soap and water, soap and water
Wash kitchen floors and make them all look shiny

Find the hoover or the yard brush
Sweep up the floors and throw away the grey dust
Mr. Muscle in the oven
Squirt the foam on - let it melt the grease off

Spring cleaning, spring cleaning
Use Flash liquid for the seaside fragrance
Half a lemon and some bicarb
Your baking tray will end up oh so sparkling

In the bath tub, in the bath tub
Your elbow-grease, it will get rid of limescale
In the shower, in the shower
Regrout your tiles to make them all look whiter

Still cleaning, still cleaning
Lemon Jif - a type of household cleaner
Still cleaning, still cleaning
Squeeze of lemon on your baking sheet
Still cleaning, still cleaning
Use Flash liquid for the lemon fragrance
Still cleaning, still cleaning
Wipe vinegar all across the windows

Done cleaning, Done cleaning
Tired now so going to put my feet up
Done cleaning, Done cleaning
Cup of coffee and perhaps a biscuit
Spring cleaning, spring cleaning
Should we really do it all more often?
Spring cleaning, spring cleaning
I think we should limit it to springtime

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Total Votes: 2

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