Song Parodies -> The Were-Rabbit Rewrite
| Original Song Title: | "Poison Arrow" |
| Original Performer: | ABC |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Were-Rabbit Rewrite" |
| Parody Written by: | Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter |
This is a revised version of my earlier contribution, Someone Gobbled Marrow.
If I said, "You gardeners?
Can you plant some new seeds?"
Would you know just what to do
Or cultivate weeds?
Then I enter contests
Heightened situation
Is mulch and compost
The right combination?
Who wrecked veg plot?
Did Gromit? Gromit?
Stole from allotments?
Not Wallace, Wallace
Ate lettuce hearts?
Were-Rabbit, Rabbit
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
No prize-winning carrots
No best cauliflower
No radish seedlings
No red-and-gold plums
So much for prizes
There's nothing to judge
If they're just potatoes
Then how did they budge?
Festival entries
Have all been gobbled
Call up the P.C.
And file complaints
File complaints
Who gobbled sprouts?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Dug up the garden?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Ate Jersey Royals?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Thought it was Gromit - seems to be a were-thing
We're mad enough to say this thing must be stopped
Where's my turnips?
Were-Rabbit ate them
Where's all my cabbage?
In Were-Rabbit
Comes out in dark
Were-Rabbit
In the night deep
When it knows we're asleep
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow
Can you plant some new seeds?"
Would you know just what to do
Or cultivate weeds?
Then I enter contests
Heightened situation
Is mulch and compost
The right combination?
Who wrecked veg plot?
Did Gromit? Gromit?
Stole from allotments?
Not Wallace, Wallace
Ate lettuce hearts?
Were-Rabbit, Rabbit
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
No prize-winning carrots
No best cauliflower
No radish seedlings
No red-and-gold plums
So much for prizes
There's nothing to judge
If they're just potatoes
Then how did they budge?
Festival entries
Have all been gobbled
Call up the P.C.
And file complaints
File complaints
Who gobbled sprouts?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Dug up the garden?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Ate Jersey Royals?
Were-Rabbit, he did
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Thought it was Gromit - seems to be a were-thing
We're mad enough to say this thing must be stopped
Where's my turnips?
Were-Rabbit ate them
Where's all my cabbage?
In Were-Rabbit
Comes out in dark
Were-Rabbit
In the night deep
When it knows we're asleep
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow after dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Dark
Someone gobbled marrow
Someone gobbled marrow
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Hiya, kiddo. I was looking forward to reading this as soon as I read the title. The problem still remains in the "you did, you did/stu-pid Cu-pid" refrain. 455
Perfect parody for this, 555
Thanx to your parody, I am starting to like that Wallace and Gromit movie a lot more!!!!! I also love ABC'S Poison Arrow as well.This should be a promo song for Wallace and Gromit. 555!!!
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