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Song Parodies -> "Poison Apple"

Original Song Title:

"Poison Arrow"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABC

Parody Song Title:

"Poison Apple"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is a song about Snow White getting fainted after a single bite of a bad apple that some witch has offered.
If we were to say to you
Please don't ever listen
To that stupid witch we knew
Some fruit contains poison
Say that witch should hate you
What a situation
Snow White,that bad apple's
Worth of tribulation

Now you become
Fainted,fainted
You didn't listen
That's wicked,wicked
You must be smart
How stupid,stupid

Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple
Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple

So Sneezy is sneezing
And Sleepy must sleep
Dopey was laughing
And Doc's not a creep
Grumpy gets greedy
Timid like Bashful
Happy goes lucky
And they're all playful

The sweetest nightmare was that Snow White took a bite
That really bad apple,we'll do what's right,do what's right

Now you become
Fainted,fainted
You didn't listen
That's wicked,wicked
You must be smart
How stupid,stupid

Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple
Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple

Dopey:"We thought that Snow White must be revived."
Doc:"We gotta do something."

Now you become
Fainted,fainted
You didn't listen
That's wicked
You must be smart
How stupid
The prince will kiss
With a wonderful bliss

Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple
Eat that poison apple and you'll die
Eat that poison apple

Eat that poison apple

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Wording's awkward in several places, but taking the sickly-sweet attitude out of a fairy-tale movie is certainly original. 4's all round.

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