-> "Blow Me"
Original Song Title:
"Show Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Blow Me"
The Lyrics
Once I loved to make love
But that was be-fore I blew out my mind
With the happy pills meant to cheer me
My libido declined
A funny face, a silly gaffe
The pinstripes on that pink giraffe
Now if you want to make me laugh
All you really have to do is
Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Out of this abyss
Blow me, blow me
Up in your explosion
Blow me, blow me down
Now they're lacking a purpose, darling
Some things have gone to sleep
You may restore what was there before
Or it may just lie in a heap
A bust of Pallas with a Chia fro
A raven's call sayin' "Nevermo'"
Dancing round inside your pantyhose
Not so strange if you propose to
Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Out of this darkness
Blow me, blow me
Like a double bubble
Blow me, bubble yum
Amore on the breeze, breeze
One kiss is bidden
One kiss for free
Pucker up
Blow it to me
Sharpen your aim
Your target's in place
I won't be happy
Till it hits me in the face
Blow me, blow me
Blow me one more kiss
Blow me, blow me
Till I am breathless
Blow me, blow me
Sailin' on your ocean
Blow me, blow me north
A shipful of cheese
Adrift on your wheeze
Cheese, wheeze
Where are my feelings?
Where is my heart?
Where are the things that won't jump when I start?
Here are my feelings
Here is my heart
Here are the things that your kiss blew apart
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