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Song Parodies -> "Shitty Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Chiquitita"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Shitty Pizza"

Parody Written by:

jj lucia-wright

The Lyrics

Shitty pizza order was wrong
inhumane to make me swallow
phoning ups unwise I will visit them tomorrow
7 times its happened like this
There is no way they can deny it
anchovies make me sick there is no way I would try it

Shitty pizza, smelling uncouth
Its a meal that somethings died on
tried to blend, pubic hair and fish and nylon
gonna phone department of health
Now I see a beak and a feather
Im at …..the end of my tether

Shitty pizza, you and I know
How the toppings come and they go when you dip your mitts in
You'll be on the dole my firend and the pain will end
You will have no time for theiving
Shitty pizzas, never on time
lack of cheese and edible stuff plus wet shiny bird poo
decorated like before crap fom off the floor
hence the title, Shitty pizza
safe? unsure scientists explore
hence the title, Shitty pizza

So at last there shutting you down
taken all that they can handle
ghandi 12” contained cheese and leather sandal
Shitty pizza, broke my damm tooth
There is no way youd bloody try it
I see that your hungry please do try try it

Shitty pizza, you and I know
How the toppings come and they go when you dip your mitts in
You'll be on the dole my firend and the pain will end
You will have no time for theiving
Shitty pizzas, never on time
lack of cheese and edible stuff plus wet shiny dove poo
decorated like before crap fom off the floor
hence the title, Shitty pizza
safe? unsure scientists explore
hence the title, Shitty pizza


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Patrick - May 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Sounds like you ought to "feed it back" to the dude who sold it to you.

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