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Song Parodies -> "Thank You For Human Flesh [a tribute to Hannibal Lecter]"

Original Song Title:

"Thank You For The Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You For Human Flesh [a tribute to Hannibal Lecter]"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus as performed by ABBA - "Thank You For The Music" 1977 )
I'm something special, amazing chef extraordinaire
If I eat your brain , you'd probably sit there and stare
This is my talent for - delicious cuisine
'cause everyone applauds - for fresh human meat!
They're all cannibals, too
And deep inside , they already knew

So I say
Thank you for human flesh , you're brain I'm eating
Thank you for the blood you're bleeding
What meal could be better , I ask with humility
What's as tasty?
As fresh human brains sauteed in butter?
So I say thank you for human flesh
Your organs I'm eating

I learned well how to extract or - gans delicately
It's important for - preparing a delicacy
Now , maybe you've wondered , how did it all start?
I found I could capture and eat someone's heart
And prepare the flesh , too
Well, whoever he was, he's au jus

So I say
Thank you for human flesh , you're brain I'm eating
Thank you for the blood you're bleeding
What meal could be better , I ask with humility
What's as tasty?
As fresh human brains sauteed in butter?
So I say thank you for human flesh
Your organs I'm eating

I'm calculating ... I ate the girl with golden hair
Someday I'll sing it out to everybody
Animal Cannibal ... Hannibal!
(Get away? Save your life? ... Not a chance! )
[NOTE: sung in background harmony with the above line.]

Thank you for human flesh , you're brain I'm eating
Thank you for the blood you're bleeding
What meal could be better , I ask with humility
What's as tasty?
As fresh human brains sauteed in butter?
So I say thank you for human flesh
Your organs I'm eating

So I say thank you for human flesh
Your organs I'm eating

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