-> "Can't Feel My Face At All"
Original Song Title:
"The Winner Takes It All"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Feel My Face At All"
The Lyrics
"The Winner Takes It All"
I can hardly talk
just been to the dentist
he wast very nice
charged me quite a price
had 2 teeth removed
with what felt like a spanner
I was in such pain
dont think ill go again
cant feel my face at all
look like ive hit a wall
and when I drink my tea
it leaks for all to see
I was in your chair
didnt want to be there
i didn’t like your tone
told me not to moan
said it wouldnt hurt
what the hell do you care
but now I look a fool
my face droops and I drool
it isnt very nice
just eating soup and rice
but though I try to chew
theres nothing I can do
cant feel my face at all
this dentist from Nepal
should really clean his teeth
breath smells like corned beef
now I need a piss
think I have some issues
Damm divvy dental nurse
making matters worse
poking me with swabs
crammed my mouth with tissues
But what can I say?
mumbles like mouth is full of tissues to sound ending in day – spit sound
he tells me open wide
he wants to look in side
cant open any more
encase I get lock jaw
hes climbed upon my chair
and I dont want him there
I thought id be ok
no cavitys today
I can hardly talk
chewing cotton wool pads
no sticker did I get
next time Ill see a vet
planning his demise
I could make him feel bad
making me so tense
causing great expense
But you see
cant feel my face at all
cant feel my face at all
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