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Song Parodies -> "Isildur's Bane"

Original Song Title:

"Super Trouper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Isildur's Bane"

Parody Written by:

Alex Morris

The Lyrics

Imagine a duet between Frodo & Bilbo, telling the story of the events of the first book...
Frodo: Isildur's Bane was entrusted to me
Gandalf charged me true
"Take it to Mount Doom!
'Cause Sauron searches for it too."

Bilbo: It was so hard to give up the Ring
When I passed it to nephew Frodo
Such a small and harmless little thing
The Ring was very tough to let go
It was in my pocket with some "string or nothing"
(string or nothing)
I remembered Gollum's spite
(suddenly it's gone from me)
Now it's sitting in an envelope above the fire tonight

Frodo: Almighty Isildur's Bane passed from Bilbo to me
Choice I had but none
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
This fight must be won
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
To Mordor I had to run
Almighty Isildur's Bane was entrusted to me
Gandalf charged me true
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
"Take it to Mount Doom!
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
'Cause Sauron searches for it too."

Bilbo: Off he went with Sam and two more friends
Beset from every side by danger
Prancing Pony saw their first leg's end
They joined up with a human ranger
Frodo fell from a Nazgûl knife in the shoulder
(knife in the shoulder)
Rivendell's elves cured his plight
(the Council sent the Fellowship)
Elrond's Council sent the Fellowship to travel South at night

Frodo: Almighty Isildur's Bane passed from Bilbo to me
Choice I had but none
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
This fight must be won
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
To Mordor I had to run
Almighty Isildur's Bane was entrusted to me
Gandalf charged me true
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
"Take it to Mount Doom!
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
'Cause Sauron searches for it too."

Bilbo: So Gandalf fell, in Khazad-Dûm
And to Lothlórien the eight survivors flew
They travelled down the Great River
And Frodo ran
To Mordor all alone except for Sam

Frodo: Almighty Isildur's Bane passed from Bilbo to me
Choice I had but none
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
This fight must be won
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
To Mordor I had to run
Almighty Isildur's Bane was entrusted to me
Gandalf charged me true
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
"Take it to Mount Doom!
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
'Cause Sauron searches for it too."

Frodo: Isildur's Bane passed from Bilbo to me
Choice I had but none
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
This fight must be won
(Isildur's Ba-ba-bane)
To Mordor I had to run

(fade)

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AFW - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Never saw the flick, nor am I very familiar with L.O.T. R., but can still appreciate the drama and humor, here...No doubt someone like Elija Wood really dig it...

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