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My my, I gotta go. Been holdin' it in forever.
Oh hell man, it hurts bad. Intestines squeeze and tighten, riddled with pain.
I'm busting for quick relief.
I suddenly see a free seat...
Just what I needed, I slam the door!
Couldn't have held it in any more!
Flowing so great, watch my pee turn blue!
Finding a place for your number two!
My my, the line down at the track could not get longer.
Oh hell man, have to pee or wet my pants and look a stupid sight.
God, I despise public restrooms.
I need those private kinds of loos...
Quickly get seated and let it roar!
Palace to let your gold river pour!
Loving this place when I gotta poo!
Personal space where no lines accrue!
They stand on the street in their twos.
I feel like a king during use!
Place to excrete til your buns are sore!
Compose your own woodwind music score!
No need to wait til a crowd goes through!
I've gotta praise the fine portaloo!
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