Song Parodies -> Lay Off Pastry (the Diabetic Song)
| Original Song Title: | "Hold on Loosely" |
| Original Performer: | .38 Special |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lay Off Pastry (the Diabetic Song)" |
| Parody Written by: | Seth D. Wind |
See it all around you
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late, when you realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
You're givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
I'm so damn queasy
When blood sugar goes up
Hold on to your meter
You test it too much
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Don't let life slip away
Said I ate some food
Don't let coma set in -- no way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That food all around you
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Your givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you drink some sweet tea, baby
You're gonna lose it
You're gonna lose -- your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you get a freakin' ulcer
You're gonna lose your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late, when you realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
You're givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
I'm so damn queasy
When blood sugar goes up
Hold on to your meter
You test it too much
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Don't let life slip away
Said I ate some food
Don't let coma set in -- no way
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That food all around you
Good muffin gone bad
And usually it's too late when you, realize what you had
And I'm blind as a bat in a world, and I've got ulcers
On my old feet
Just lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Your givin' a shot of insulin
A whole lotta painful prickin'
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you drink some sweet tea, baby
You're gonna lose it
You're gonna lose -- your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
So lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
In your iced tea
You're gonna lose your toe
Lay off pastry
Sweet n' low
If you get a freakin' ulcer
You're gonna lose your toes
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Sir, try Agave syrup from the health food stores; it is made from the blue Weber Agave cactus which also produces Tequila! It keeps the glycemic level low in the bloodstream.
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