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Song Parodies -> "I Got A Toothache"

Original Song Title:

"Hold on Loosely"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

.38 Special

Parody Song Title:

"I Got A Toothache"

Parody Written by:

Matt Flora

The Lyrics

You see it all around you
Good eatin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you realize what you had
And my mind goes back to a pizza I ate some years ago,
Then I said,
I got a toothache, and it really hurts
If you hold that tooth tightly
You're gonna make it worse
Your dentist needs someone to work on
He’s got a whole lot of spaces to fill

This toothache is painful, when your mouth hurts this much
To overprotect it, to baby your tooth this much
And my mind goes back to a pizza I ate some years ago,
Then I said,
I got a toothache, and it really hurts
If you hold that tooth tightly
You're gonna make it worse
Your dentist needs someone to work on
He’s got a whole lot of spaces to fill

Don't aggravate that tooth
Dental hygienic fool
Don't let it get in your life’s way
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

You see it all around you
Good eatin' gone bad
And usually it's too late when you realize what you had
And my mind goes back to a pizza I ate some years ago,
Then I said,
I got a toothache, and it really hurts
If you hold that tooth tightly
You're gonna make it worse
Your dentist needs someone to work on
He’s got a whole lot of spaces to fill

To get rid of that toothache, use some Novocain
If you don’t use plenty,
It will continue to hurt
It will just keep on hurtin’
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, I got a toothache, and it really hurts
If you hold that tooth tightly
You’re gonna make it worse

Yeah, I got a toothache, and it really hurts
If you hold that tooth tightly
You’re gonna make it worse
yeah, yeah, yeah

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