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Song Parodies -> "Heard 'em Havin' Sex"

Original Song Title:

"Heard It On The X"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Zz Top

Parody Song Title:

"Heard 'em Havin' Sex"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i still remember...that rundown motel six
oh sweet jesus, with neighbors rude
and walls that weren't too thick
oh, they moaned and groaned and sighed and whined
with energy to spare
wished they'd take a break from sex
and come up for some air

they don't care, y'all
i declare, y'all
i heard 'em...i heard 'em
i heard 'em havin' sex

they continued doggedly
and stepped it up in time
i heard some swats and shouts of "GOAL!"
i nearly lost my mind
their whimsical imbroglios
disturbed me through the night
sounds like they owned some megaphones
as they reached their height

they don't care, y'all
i declare, y'all
i heard 'em...i heard 'em
i heard 'em havin' sex



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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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John Barry - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
"whimsical imbroglios," I love it!
Dee Range - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!! LOL. Great stuff alvin. High 5's
Matthias - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
You get the same number of fives and this song has X's!
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john dee and matthias
PMS - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Like John I too was quite taken with "whimsical imbroglios".
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS
AFW - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Been there, heard that...funny idea and follow up...
alvin rhodes - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
whimsical imbroglios have ALWAYS disturbed me alvin (and probably always will - tsk tsk) - 555
Tim Hall - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I remember this song from Fandango years ago. Great job!
Alex Morris - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Dug out my copy of Rancho Texicano so I could listen to the original while reading this. Very good. 555

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