well, he was waddlin' down the road cause he's got no wheels
he had a coupla big macs that he would eat for his next meal
he starts to chow down...and it fills him with delight
he's gaggin' and he's chokin' cause he's takin' big bites
oh, he's fat...his face is wide
yes, he's fat...his face is wide

now, he's makin' headway on the other big mac
the way that he eats this junk...he might have a heart attack
he's makin' big messes on his socks and shoes
there's nothin' he dislikes when we are talkin' food
and he's fat...his face is wide
yeah, he's fat...his face is wide

well, he was eatin' quite a load...and went overboard
his appetite's acute...but no more could he afford
and it bothered him...that his hunger wouldn't fade
he went and asked his mama what time dinner would be made
he's fat...his face is wide
well, he's fat fat fat fat fat...his face is wide