poodle scootchin' 'round
like an itchin' hound
got those parasites...la mange
(and you know his hair's fallin' out)
he's lost his glow
plus some pelt, you know
he stays home cause he looks strange
(he used to have some nice curls, ah)

no mercy
a bow wow wow wow
a bow wow wow wow

all along his spine
his fur's in decline
and he digs those nits on his skin
a bow wow
though he fiercely bites
no end in sight
and now he's in pain and shaken
grr grr grr grr
ah, no mercy