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Song Parodies -> "Spam On a Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wings

Parody Song Title:

"Spam On a Bun"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Mmmm, Spam...
What's inside this small can
'Sit horsehide or liver?
Open it up and out comes something like goo
Nasty goo, nasty goo
If you go get me a beer
I will go put it on a tray
Watch it congeal on the grill
Watch the fat bubble and spill
If you go get me a beer

Well, pig brains exploded on my Mrs. Dash
As we readied up the buns
And the processed meat shattered into sheets
Wasting charcoal by the ton
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone

Nasty Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun

The next door neighbor drew a heavy sigh
Saying everyone was dumb
For even trying out the mystery meat
That was cancer on a bun
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone

Deadly Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun

Well, 'twas an adventure t'try not to hurl
Got th'Spam to settle down
Now we've got a big line for the potty there
But some people used the ground
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun

And it looked like fudge, such filthy sludge
We'll eat it nevermore
Cancerous Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun (...fade...)

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

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royce miller - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny Spam parody-love it
Claude Prez - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job
Jeff Reuben - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
First Spam I've been glad to see in awhile!
Tim Hall - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Believe it or not, there are SPAM slot machines at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. Great job! BTW, the turkey SPAM sucks!
Billy Florio - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice
Adam Zen B. - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice and Watt, another winner,.
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
As a wise man once said, "Rats! Another (expletive) spammer!"
Wild Man - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty Spam funny.
EmiLoca - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice. Loved it, hated it, gave you all 5's anyway. Subject matter was excellent, tender, and kind of rubbery.
Spam luvr - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
mmmmmmm. spam. Here's spam 4 u!
Guy DiRito - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Spamtastic!
Spam on a bun - give you the runs!
T.J. Spindler - September 14, 2003 - Report this comment
This was good. If you could make a parody of a Dr. Suess character, would you make it "Spam I Am?" And He'll like Green eggs and spam! tj out
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) Just as funny the second time I read it, not like your parody says about the second time eating it (rif). I love most spam parodies, both the edible and annoying computer kind. Restoring my 555 vote.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) The entire parody had me laughing out loud, for real!
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
The secret ingredient? Eyelids and anuses.
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555,,, this was the best Spam topic parody I have ever read or heard. That says a lot!
Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good thing I haven't touched Spam in years...good parody!
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) ok one, kinda funny.
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S-round A real Treet (oops, wrong brand *g*) Nice job.
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good title, very good word play, very good parody.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Spam on a bun, with a side of Rice? Good one!
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...good job!
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Some of the pacing was a bit odd, but it works if you pronounce the words funny.... ;-)
MysteryGoat - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I love spam!
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering what "The Other Bun Song" was about =)
martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim .. you can't be serious.....can you!! very funny and really yucky ugh!!!

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