Song Parodies -> Spam On a Bun
| Original Song Title: | "Band On The Run" |
| Original Performer: | Wings |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spam On a Bun" |
| Parody Written by: | Rice Cube & Watt Daddy |
Mmmm, Spam...
What's inside this small can
'Sit horsehide or liver?
Open it up and out comes something like goo
Nasty goo, nasty goo
If you go get me a beer
I will go put it on a tray
Watch it congeal on the grill
Watch the fat bubble and spill
If you go get me a beer
Well, pig brains exploded on my Mrs. Dash
As we readied up the buns
And the processed meat shattered into sheets
Wasting charcoal by the ton
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone
Nasty Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
The next door neighbor drew a heavy sigh
Saying everyone was dumb
For even trying out the mystery meat
That was cancer on a bun
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone
Deadly Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Well, 'twas an adventure t'try not to hurl
Got th'Spam to settle down
Now we've got a big line for the potty there
But some people used the ground
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And it looked like fudge, such filthy sludge
We'll eat it nevermore
Cancerous Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun (...fade...)
'Sit horsehide or liver?
Open it up and out comes something like goo
Nasty goo, nasty goo
If you go get me a beer
I will go put it on a tray
Watch it congeal on the grill
Watch the fat bubble and spill
If you go get me a beer
Well, pig brains exploded on my Mrs. Dash
As we readied up the buns
And the processed meat shattered into sheets
Wasting charcoal by the ton
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone
Nasty Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
The next door neighbor drew a heavy sigh
Saying everyone was dumb
For even trying out the mystery meat
That was cancer on a bun
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And the age old ham called simply "Spam"
Would murder everyone
Deadly Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Well, 'twas an adventure t'try not to hurl
Got th'Spam to settle down
Now we've got a big line for the potty there
But some people used the ground
Spam on a bun, Spam on a bun
And it looked like fudge, such filthy sludge
We'll eat it nevermore
Cancerous Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun
Spam on a bun (...fade...)
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Funny Spam parody-love it
Great job
First Spam I've been glad to see in awhile!
Believe it or not, there are SPAM slot machines at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. Great job! BTW, the turkey SPAM sucks!
Nice
Rice and Watt, another winner,.
As a wise man once said, "Rats! Another (expletive) spammer!"
Pretty Spam funny.
Nice. Loved it, hated it, gave you all 5's anyway. Subject matter was excellent, tender, and kind of rubbery.
mmmmmmm. spam. Here's spam 4 u!
Spamtastic!
Spam on a bun - give you the runs!
Spam on a bun - give you the runs!
This was good. If you could make a parody of a Dr. Suess character, would you make it "Spam I Am?" And He'll like Green eggs and spam! tj out
(ABC's) Just as funny the second time I read it, not like your parody says about the second time eating it (rif). I love most spam parodies, both the edible and annoying computer kind. Restoring my 555 vote.
(ABC) The entire parody had me laughing out loud, for real!
The secret ingredient? Eyelids and anuses.
(ABC) 555,,, this was the best Spam topic parody I have ever read or heard. That says a lot!
(ABC) Good thing I haven't touched Spam in years...good parody!
(ABC) ok one, kinda funny.
S-round A real Treet (oops, wrong brand *g*) Nice job.
Very good title, very good word play, very good parody.
Spam on a bun, with a side of Rice? Good one!
ABCs...good job!
(ABC) Some of the pacing was a bit odd, but it works if you pronounce the words funny.... ;-)
DKTOS but I love spam!
I was wondering what "The Other Bun Song" was about =)
Tim .. you can't be serious.....can you!! very funny and really yucky ugh!!!
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