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Song Parodies -> "Catch That Funky Killer White Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Play That Funky Music White Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wild Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"Catch That Funky Killer White Boy"

Parody Written by:

Rubytwosdaze

The Lyrics

Hey, give it to me now
yeah, hey
yeah, once I was a playboy swinger
livin in a make believe world
I never had no problems (yeah)
rolling down the one night stands
and everything around me (yeah)
got me starting feelin so high
then everything happened so quickly (Yes it did)
I pushed her down and made her die

and they were huntin'
and searchin'
and lookin to the ocean
and just when
it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted

Get that funky killer, white boy
Nab that funky guy right now
Get that funky killer white boy
Lay down the bastard
and beat his funky *** until he dies
(till he dies )
(oh yeah)

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of there minds
baby how''d I get so foolish (oh girl)
to not see what I was leaving behind

So still I kept on golfin'
lying every step of the way
I said I must go back there
(God, I''ve got to go back there)
To lose that tarp and make sure she's gone
yeah, and

they were huntin'
and searchin'
and lookin to the ocean'
and just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted

Grab that freaky killer white boy
Nab that funky guy right now
Catch that funky killer white boy
Lay down the bastard
and beat his nasty *** until he dies (till he dies )
(oh yeah)

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Jessica Alexis - September 17, 2003 - Report this comment
After months of ďyesĒ Itís hard to say no But I see you could guess By the way I said so. Iím sorry I canít cope with the thought of any other My first, my true, my only~ you are my perfect lover Many times I fight that glimpse of losing sight As you roll into the distance As a tear rolls down my cheek For I know then- alone, is how Iíll spend tonight And I am simply so afraid to stay like this forever Coveting you from afar, never again us being together Because if another comes, an angel more pure than I My wings will surely melt And Iíll fall out of your sky Oh how I yearn to serve what you desire But if I said ďits fineĒ, then I would be a liar I want you to know that thereís still a part of me Who wants to pleasure you by any means But this request, at this time, I cannot bear to see It is so difficult for me to say no to you And that is why I hesitate in giving my final answer For the world has done in the past, I want anything but to disappoint you For disappointment seems to be your kind of cancer Iím almost afraid youíll lose faith in this world, Just because I want to be your only girl Donít know what else to say Donít know what else to do All I have to say in the end is always, I love you.
Fitu Petaia - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You'll say "This song is a retard" I say "I think it was bye bye song"

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