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Song Parodies -> "Pray That Funqi Surah (Blind Boy)"

Original Song Title:

"Play That Funky Music (White Boy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wild Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"Pray That Funqi Surah (Blind Boy)"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

This song is taking note of the fact that numerous radical Muslim clerics are also blind
HE-E-E-E-EY! ... Do it!

Now once I was a blind Koran reader
Praying with a jihadi band
I never had no problem
Burning down the infidel's stands
But the Arab Spring around me
Got be evolving so fast
But then I reacted quickly (Yes I did)
And Koran down to check out the blast
Yeah, they were howling and screaming
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, Blind Boy!
Chant that funqi Surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi Surah, Blind Boy
Bow down and prostrate
And pray that funqi Surah till you die (Till You DIE!)

Now they cannot understand this
They think that we are out of our minds
How could they be so savage (How could they?)
Causing women and children to die
Yet still we'll keep on fighting
Jihading every step of the way
I said "We will go back there"
Return the world to the Prophet's days
Cause they were howling and screaming
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, Blind Boy
Chant that funqi Surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi Surah, blind Boy
Bow down and prostrate
And pray that funqi Surah till you die

At first it wasn't easy
Changing moderate Mus-a-lim minds
And things were getting shaky
Living 14 centuries behind
But now it's so much better (So much better)
They're submitting now in ev-er-y way
But I'll never lose that memory (No, I won't)
Of how terror made them cower that day
Yeah, they were howling and screaming
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, Blind Boy!
Chant that funqi Surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi Surah, Blind Boy
Bow down and prostrate
And pray that funqi Surah till you die
(Till you die ... Wallahi till you die)

They shouted "Pray that funqi Surah" (Pray that funqi Surah)
Pray that funqi Surah (Got to keep on praying funqi Surahs)
Pray that funqi Surah (Pray that funqi Surah)
Pray that funqi Surah (Wanna take you to the Virgins)
Pray that funqi Surah ........

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