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Song Parodies -> "Who's That Fearless Mystic"

Original Song Title:

"Play That Funky Music"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wild Cherry

Parody Song Title:

"Who's That Fearless Mystic"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Heydo it nowyeah hey

Yeah,his name is Harry Potter,still attending at Hogwarts
He never had no problems,yeah,very heroic and smart
And everyone around him,yeah,can be somewhat good and the bad
And he's decisive quickly (yes,he was) he's very proud and totally glad

Yeah,simple magic is tragic,not hectic and pathetic
And just when loyal Gregory Goyle just shouted

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now?
Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Do something Draco,just tell that fearless mystic "Time to die!"
(hey,hey) Time to die,yeah,yeah

Well,I tried to understand thisYeah,huh,I thought he's getting out of his mind
How can he be so foolish? (How could I?) He never leaves his world behind
So still he's very spellboundWow,using magic spells that he needs (Yeah,what'd you do?)
He said,"I hated Draco" (I hate Draco!),I said that I have seem to agree

Yeah,simple magic is tragic,not hectic and pathetic
And just when loyal Gregory Goyle just shouted

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now?
Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Do something Draco,just tell that fearless mystic "Time to die!"
Time to die! (Yeah) Now time to die!

All right! Kill this death-defied fearless mystic!

(Hey,wait a minute) What's worse than Harry Potter,is he gonna waste his time
The going's getting tougher,I thought he has been losing his mind
Oh,but now a deadly griffin (a deadly griffin) is showing up from friendly skies
Harry never hurts my feelings (No he won't),this mystic buffoon's on the rise

Yeah,simple magic is tragic,not hectic and pathetic
And just when loyal Gregory Goyle just shouted

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now?
Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Do something Draco,just tell that fearless mystic "Time to die!"Till you dieoh, till you die

(They shouted,"Who's that fearless mystic?") Who's that fearless mystic?
(Who's that fearless mystic?) Is it Harry? Who's that fearless mystic?
(Who's that fearless mystic?) Who's that fearless mystic?
(Who's that fearless mystic?) Somebody track him down!

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now? Yeah

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now?

Who's that fearless mystic,Malfoy?
Who's that fearless mystic now? Yeah

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