Song Parodies -> I Will Always "Gov" You

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always "Gov" You"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

If we should lose
This election, I'll stomp John's shoes
Then I'll go back to snow
Load up my gun,
Hunt and shoot me a moose..

But, I--I--I will always "Gov" you, oo-oo-oo
I will always "Gov" you,
You, Alaska, you..hmm..

Those great convention memories
I'll still have to take home with me
Off, I'll fly..some will cry,
SNL can just kiss my bootee..

'Cause I--I--I will always "Gov" you
I will always "Gov" you..

(Temperamental solo)

I hope no lipsticked pig
Disturbs my dreams,
Or makes nightmares big
And that bridge to nowhere
I'll finish it,
And maybe build one to Russia, too

Yes, I--I--I will always "Gov" you-oo-oo
I will always "Gov" you
Alaskan's love what I do
So, I will always "Gov" you
I will always "Gov" you
I--I'm the best "Gov'nor" too..

and you just better not come to Alaska,
Katie Couric...


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alvin - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
clever title switch
John Barry - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I gov it.
AFW - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys
Poo - October 01, 2008 - Report this comment
I like this 90s song 555's you made a good parody.

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