-> "Guacamole"
Original Song Title:
"My Bologna"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Guacamole"
The Lyrics
Ooh, my avocado tree, good to me
Has a bumper crop of avocados
Ooh, I think I'll pick a bunch, for my lunch
Top 'em with tomatos and some cilantro
Pick 'em off the tree, mash 'em up, with lotsa key lime
I always chow it down even though it looks like green slime
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, whoooooo
Gu - a - a -acamole!
Shreddin' on the cheddar cheese, if you please
Lay it on with garlic on fried tortillas
Spoonin' on the salsa thick, hot as heck
With another handful of jalapenos
Such a pretty green, spice it up, makes me eat a lot
I compliment with red, pretty up, make it super hot
Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooooo
Gu - a - a- acamole!
Gu - a - a - acamole!
(Mariachi music)
(pedo)
Goin' to the city pound, go downtown
The squirrels are devouring my avocados
Gotta get a cat or two, Akita too
They have to protect my avocados
Never gonna stop, wreck my crop, such a nasty bunch
They always chew the stems and they drop then they have their lunch on
My, ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooo x2
A - a - a - a - a - vocados. x2
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