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Song Parodies -> "Guacamole"

Original Song Title:

"My Bologna"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:


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The Lyrics

Ooh, my avocado tree, good to me
Has a bumper crop of avocados
Ooh, I think I'll pick a bunch, for my lunch
Top 'em with tomatos and some cilantro

Pick 'em off the tree, mash 'em up, with lotsa key lime
I always chow it down even though it looks like green slime
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, whoooooo
Gu - a - a -acamole!

Shreddin' on the cheddar cheese, if you please
Lay it on with garlic on fried tortillas
Spoonin' on the salsa thick, hot as heck
With another handful of jalapenos

Such a pretty green, spice it up, makes me eat a lot
I compliment with red, pretty up, make it super hot
Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooooo
Gu - a - a- acamole!
Gu - a - a - acamole!

(Mariachi music)


Goin' to the city pound, go downtown
The squirrels are devouring my avocados
Gotta get a cat or two, Akita too
They have to protect my avocados

Never gonna stop, wreck my crop, such a nasty bunch
They always chew the stems and they drop then they have their lunch on
My, ay, ay, ay ay, ay, whoooooo x2
A - a - a - a - a - vocados. x2

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Mark Scotti - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Very catchy!!! Great job!!
Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Playing the "Devil's Avocado" I see! ;D
Andria - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, 2Eagle. This was probably the best OS for a guacamole parody. I can go through 4 or 5 avocados in a day, eating them as if they were apples, peaches or other fruits eaten by biting into them and not peeling. If I lived closer to you, I could take some of them off your hands. 5s.
LilCadoCakes - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah, I did fix my fav Guaca for SuperBowl-44: ~~HASS Cados//fresh-squeezed KeyLimes//GreenOnions//Cilantro . . .pure Cowboy Heaven, Lord 2East .
LilCougarCakes - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I'll lick the ~Hole GuacaMole~ from that Cowboy's face, sir ! purrrrrrrrr
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mark - My pleasure, have some guacamole. Thanks, Old Man - devil's food pudding. Thanks, Andria - You eat that many - they're so filling. You don't need to take any off my hands - I want 'em all. Thanks, LilCado - pure Mexican heaven, along with lime sorbet and Sapsang Souchong tea.
norCalCougaress - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I love that ~MexHeCanned~ accent: " Drink dosEquis . . .. Stay thirsty, my Friend" ! I can hardly wait for SummerBeer commercials, Lord eEase ! Now, that is desperate for Sunshine!
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Cougar and norCal - Muchos Caballeros in Burbank y nueve Coronas.
norCalVotress - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Muchos Gracias, El Rey deFurBank !
Christie Marie M - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Not only do I like to eat avocados, I like to use them for dermatological reasons, such as making facial masks out of them! The last time I used an avocado facial masks, it made my skin glowing and radiant! Ever since my dad's chest pain, we've been eating bunch of healthy dishes, avocados one of them. I also like the avocado dip for the quesadillas. Take 555 more avocados for this one!
Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Really original and yummy parody
P. Pete - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Sure enough, this guacamole parody is hot stuff
timmy1k - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Always great to see a spoof of a Weird Al song - nice job.
2Eagle - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, norCal - con mucho gusto. Thanks, Christie - don't forget they are high in potassium and a source of mono unsaturated fat - good choice. Thanks, Phil - glad you enjoyed. Thanks, Pete - good for what ails you. Eat it when you have a cold. Thanks, timmy - I hope Weird Al doesn't mind.
Spoof-Man - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Good stuff!! Awesome job!! 555
2Eagle - February 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Spoof.

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