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Song Parodies -> "Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Fat"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dead"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

Your stamina's low, well mine is too.
Just watch your mouth, or I'll decay on you.
The word is out, better treat me right,
Cause I'm the king of seeing the light.
Die on Die on Die on all week, all right.
My legs bust, my knuckles break.
I'm too dead for you to take.
My grave is cracked and I'm laid down.
I've got less lives than Chinatown.
Well I'll never use a phone booth,
And I'll never see my toes.
I won't go to the movies
Or even pick my nose
Because I'm dead, I'm dead--come on.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--come on you know.
(dead dead--really really dead)
Don'tcha call me living, healthy, or alive.
Just tell me once again: Who's dead?
When I walk out to get my mail,
I measure on the Celsius scale
Down at the beach I'm an unlucky man.
I'm to decayed to get a tan.
If my brother dies on the road
My family'll lose their zip code.
When you're only having seconds,
I'm having negative-thirds.
When I go to get my shoes shined,
I gotta take their word.
Because I'm dead, I'm dead--come on.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it you know.
(dead dead--really really dead)
And my shadow weighs negative forty-two pounds.
Lemme tell you once again who's dead.
I'll never be comin' your way,
My body's in a case
If I'm dead for 10 years
Then I'll lose my face.
Because I'm dead, I'm dead--come on.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it you know.
(dead dead--really really dead)
Woo woo woo. When I lay around the house,
I really lay around the house.
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--come on.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it, you know it.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know you know you know--come on.
(dead dead--really really dead)
And you know I'll never be part of a crowd.
Lemme tell you once again.
You know I'm crushed, I'm dead, you know it.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead--you know, hoo.
(dead dead--really really dead)
You know I'm dead, I'm dead--you know it, you know.
(dead dead--really really dead)
And the whole world knows I'm dead and I'm proud.
Just tell me once again--who's dead?

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