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Song Parodies -> "LaPierre, Guns & Money"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers, Guns & Money"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"LaPierre, Guns & Money"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

To all the NRA folks who are too ignorant or stupid to understand that the 2nd Amendment does NOT guarantee you the right to have a military arsenal in your basement. You know who you are....if you rant and carry on like Ted Nugent, or think the shooting in Newtown CT was okay, then you are a total a-hole!
Republicans in the Congress
Lie.... they always do
It's no surprise to know they're with the NRA too!

They weren't counting on Obama to take a little risk
T'was LaPierre's guns and money
They got us into this, ha!

And the arrogant John Boehner
Somehow he got stuck
Between the right and Tea Party
Now it looks like he is f**ked
Yes it looks like he is f**ked
Well, for him, this has to suck

They're screaming down in Texas
Assault guns being banned
With LaPierre's guns and money
The sh*t has hit the fan

All right
They love their guns and money Huh!
They love their guns and money
They love their guns and money Yeah
They love their guns and money

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NRA > YOU - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
The NRA is more popular than you, better armed than you, and has gained 250,000 new members just this month. All of them are far more likely to survive the USA's coming economic implosion and violent revolution against the illegal Kenyan usurper's criminal fascist regime than you, you EBT-sucking commie traitor parasite.
Callmelennie - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I was at a gun rights rally on Saturday, and you're right Jeff ... All any of these gun nuts could talk about is just how totally "OK" it was that 20 small children were gunned down by a maniac. Seriously, it was the only thing anyone wanted to talk about. And just like you, Jeff, I was thinking "what total a-holes these people are"
Jeff (the author) - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Obviously these people are so dense, they don't even read the commentary preceding the song parody. Commenter #1 (NRA>YOU)is OBVIOUSLY a Ted Nugent-ish maniac and I wouldn't be surprised if he perpetrates the next school shooting. Commenter #2 (Callmelennie) just didn't read the text....if he did, he would realize that he was not being targeted.
Dave W. - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Strong, crude and opinionated......not unlike those you parody (that's what we like about you)
Patrick - January 21, 2013 - Report this comment
I was just a few blocks away from the rally in Topeka. Attending a gun show. No one thinks it's OK for nut jobs to shoot school kids. Obama's plans would not prevent such murders. They are nothing more than an attack on a culture he does not like. If you are a liberal examine the laws passed in some states requiring sonograms, waiting periods, parental consent, and other regulations and restrictions on abortion. Have they actually prevented abortions, or are they just obstacles thrown up by the right to annoy a culture or practice the right does not approve of? The NRA is about 1 in 20 of American gun owners. Still, 4 million people with guns and murderous intent could shut the country down. But, absent the murderous intent, they are totally harmless. By the way, the 2nd Amendment does not guarantee any right, it tells the government that this pre-existing right shall not be infringed. At the time of the Nation's founding, individuals owned portable arms, swords, pistols, muskets. The state was expected to provide "tents and field pieces", the logistics and heavy weapons. But there was no law to prevent wealthy individuals from owning cannon and warships. In fact, the only licensing power the federal government has, under the Constitution, is to license private vessels to act as naval auxiliaries during wartime, a concession to the laws which regarded private armed ships not flying a national flag as pirates.
Jeff (the Author) - January 22, 2013 - Report this comment
If Patrick is correct, then why can't I legally own some Rocket Propelled Grenades? I would love to launch a few of them into the GOP Congress. They are outlawed to keep maniacs like me from sending Republicans to the Promised Land---hahahahaha!

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