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Song Parodies -> "Injured in London"

Original Song Title:

"Warewolves In London"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Injured in London"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

*yawn* oh I'm finished I'll submit this and see what happens tomorrow
There was a human with a mobile cellphone in his hand
Walking down the streets and texting his girl Jane
Was not looking as he moved towards the light post
Looking out I saw the crash must feel some pane
Ahhooooof injured in London ahhoooof
Ahhooooof injured in London ahhoooof

You see them texting tripping and smacking more
Hey mister stop or loose skin
Pretty young lady got discomfited hit post light
Injured in London again
Ouchoooof injured in London ouchooof
Ouchoooof injured in London ouchooof


That’s the evil standing post they ran into got hit
Lately been lack overhead and hardware
You shouldn’t walk into posts them
It’ll bash your brains out Tim
Wow! A text message free traylor!
thudoooof injured in London thudooof
Thudoooof injured in London thudooof

Then I saw pads cushy wrapping round the beam
Protect the awkward in London
I saw pads cushy wrapping round the beam
Protect the awkward in London
I saw a bulldog coming and piscent callmamma his business quick
That add on was perfect
Bumpooooo Cushion Lane London *sniff* dog piss!
Bumpooooo Cushion Lane London

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Agrimorfee - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Made perfect sense until the end...yet painted a pretty picture though of lamposts in London Town all outfitted with pillows duct-taped to 'em!
Jason - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol, nice description of typical London life.
Ann Hammond - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee Someone mentioned dogs in a comment to the article. I don't think pads are going to stop dogs from doing what they do either.
ann hammond - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Jason

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