There was a human with a mobile cellphone in his hand
Walking down the streets and texting his girl Jane
Was not looking as he moved towards the light post
Looking out I saw the crash must feel some pane
Ahhooooof injured in London ahhoooof
Ahhooooof injured in London ahhoooof

You see them texting tripping and smacking more
Hey mister stop or loose skin
Pretty young lady got discomfited hit post light
Injured in London again
Ouchoooof injured in London ouchooof
Ouchoooof injured in London ouchooof


That’s the evil standing post they ran into got hit
Lately been lack overhead and hardware
You shouldn’t walk into posts them
It’ll bash your brains out Tim
Wow! A text message free traylor!
thudoooof injured in London thudooof
Thudoooof injured in London thudooof

Then I saw pads cushy wrapping round the beam
Protect the awkward in London
I saw pads cushy wrapping round the beam
Protect the awkward in London
I saw a bulldog coming and piscent callmamma his business quick
That add on was perfect
Bumpooooo Cushion Lane London *sniff* dog piss!
Bumpooooo Cushion Lane London