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Song Parodies -> "Norton The Crazy Up Stairs Neighbor"

Original Song Title:

"Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner"

Original Performer:

Warren Zevon

Parody Song Title:

"Norton The Crazy Up Stairs Neighbor"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Norton Is A Worker, Who Work In A Sewer
With A Best Friend Who's Grouchy, Yelling At His Wife
The Deal Was Made With Trixi, At A Giant Big Apartment
So He Made Out For The Money, To The Kramden Life

Through 55-6, Art Carney Played This Guy
With A Hat On A Vest, Jeans Always On
For Days And Night, They Argued All The Time
He Saw His Friend's Kitchen And To Help Out With Dinner

Norton The Up Stairs Neighbor
Norton The Up Stairs Neighbor

His Best Friend Lived Below Him Ralph Kramden Was His Name
But All The People Visits, Ralph Must Kick Them Out
So The People There Decided To Make Ed Norton Right
That Fat Loud Mouth Ralph Kramden, Yells At Ed Too

Norton The Crazy Up Stairs Neighbor
Ed Is The First Name, But People Call Him Norton
They Can See His Sleeping Body, Walking Through The Night
In The Kramden House, Where Ralph And Alice Live
In The Kramden House, Where Ralph And Alice Live

Norton Lives Up Stairs, But He Hears Ralph's Big Loud Mouth
He Drives A Bus For People, But Not To A School
And Trixi His Nice Wife, Is Angry At Him Too
But Norton Is So Weird, He Laughs Like Barney Rubble

Norton The Crazy Up Stairs Neighbor,
Norton The Crazy Up Stairs Neighbor

The Eternal Up Stairs Neighbor, Still Thinking Through The Night
Now It's 50 Years Ago, But They Are On In Re-Runs
In Brooklyn, In Bensenhurst, Ralph Kramden & Ed Norton
Trixi And Alice, Are The Stars With Norton And Ralph
And Watch It

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Ed Norton - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, Heh, Heh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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