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Song Parodies -> "Why Can't We Kill Bin"

Original Song Title:

"Why Can't We Be Friends"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Why Can't We Kill Bin"

Parody Written by:

Robert J. Pagliaro

The Lyrics

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

He's been a 'ter-rist for a long long time
Began recruiting back in sev-ty nine

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

You've seen him walking in Afghanistan
He's called a hero out in Pakistan

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

I'd pay big money and would stand in line
To see bin Laden dead this time

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

The culture of his kin don't matter to me
As long as I can have my liberty

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

I'd kind of like to be the President
To Show Bin Laden how his monies spent

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

These times I don't sleep right
And soon he'll know what I'm talking about

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

We know they're plotting at the CIA
He's even wanted by the Mafi-A.

Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin
Why Can't We Kill Bin

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