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Song Parodies -> "GERMAN ARMY"

Original Song Title:

"Y.M.C.A."

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"GERMAN ARMY"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More WW2 silliness...
Young man, there's war raging all around
Hitler said, young man, get to the Heer training ground
Hitler said, young man, you have to defend your own town
Gotta make the Fuhrer happy!

Young man, defend the Fatherland
Hitler said, young man, young troops are in full demand
You can fight there, and kill the Allies
So many ways to fight them bravely or die

It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY

They have all the weapons that you need to deploy,
So many targets one can destroy ...

It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY

You can get yourself armed, you can defend that hill
You can kill enemy soldiers at will ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
Hitler said, young man, do you want to be a loyal Nazi?
Hitler said, young man, you can fight the Red Army
But you've got to be armed to the teeth!

No soldier does it all by himself.
Hitler said, young man, grab yourself a Panzerfaust
And just go there, join the GERMAN ARMY
They will issue you a Mauser rifle today

It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY

You can get yourself armed, you can defend that hill
You can kill enemy soldiers at will ...

It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY

You can get yourself armed, you can defend that hill
You can kill enemy soldiers at will ...

Young man, I am still in Berlin
Hitler said, in the bunker, with Blondi and Eva Braun
The Waffen SS still keeps me alive
It's very important that the Third Reich survives ...

That's when a German Officer came up to me,
He said, young man, take up a defensive position in the street.
Be proud of the GERMAN ARMY
Don’t worry, reinforcements are on the way!!!

It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY

You can get yourself armed, you can defend that hill
You can kill enemy soldiers at will ...

GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
Young man, there's war raging all around
Young man, get to the Heer training ground

GERMAN ARMY
It's required to join the GERMAN ARMY
Young man I was once in your shoes (WW1)
Young man Hitler said, this war we can’t afford to lose
GERMAN ARMY


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Patrick - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I can just picture the Wehrmacht goose stepping to this lively tune. Not sure how Hitler would have reacted to that. I can imagine how he would have reacted to the Village People.
Wild Child JIN - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The German "Army" was just like a bunch of "Army" ants that would ruin anybody's picnic! ;-D Excellent Y.M.C.A+ Job on your parody Robert! 555! :-)
Solar Flexxus - May 04, 2011 - Report this comment
An answer to Patrick's question: Hitler and his Nazi cohorts murdered 6 million Jews and 5 million non-Jewish people. Those 5 million consisted of various people of several ethnicities, religions, political ideas, etc. as well as many homosexuals. Since the Nazi regime banned all music by Jewish musicians from radio airplay it's a sure bet Hitler wouldn't allow the "Gay Agenda Revolution" (!) to "spoil the youth".

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