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Song Parodies -> "Why Am I Gay"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Why Am I Gay"

Parody Written by:

Rob H

The Lyrics

These guys scream make fun of us
Young men
Can't get them off my mind
I say Young men
Didn't think I was that kind
Young men
With their muscular frames
It makes no sense why I like them

Young men
Sweaty bodies with hair
Young men
Look theres some over there
Young men
Maybe I need a shrink
Cause I used to be a hetero

Can you tell me now
Why am I gay
Don't understand it now
why am I gay
Girls got everything
That I need to enjoy
so why am I looking at boys
Why am I gay
Im getting weirded out
why am I gay
Girls got such sex apeal
You can do more in bed
Tell me am I screwed in the head

Young men
When did I become queer
Young men
Going crazy I fear
Young men
Get them out of my head
I should want girls not men in bed
Young men
Someone help me please
Young men
I should rather want fleas
Young men
There's just no fighting it
why do I want to be f*cked where I sh*t

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
"laughs" this is Stewie Griffin's themesong 555
lucidlupin - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Shame about the ageism.... :-P 8)
Christie Marie M - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Homosexually hilarious! Talk about Adam and Steve! 555!
rob h - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
By the way, forgot to mention in the comments, I am NOT GAY!!!! I just thought it was a hillarious thing to write about.
Me me me me meeeeee - June 17, 2018 - Report this comment
Oof this is beautiful

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