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Song Parodies -> "IHOP"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"IHOP"

Parody Written by:

AmishJD

The Lyrics

if you didnt know IHOP stands for International House of Pancakes, the pacing is almost perfect
Fat man, there's no need to be a slouch
I said, fat man, pick yourself off the couch
I said, fat man, don't act like a grouch
There's no need to be unhappy

Fat man, there's a place you can go
I said, fat man, its better than your home
You can eat there, for five-ninety nine
So wake up and smell the coffee

It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
They have the one thing a fat man desires.
You can have all you can eat pancakes.

It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
You can get great service
You can eat at their house
You can stack cakes to the ceiling

Fat man, Are you listening to me
I said, fat man, what do you want to eat
I said, fat man, I bet you want a pancake,
But don't eat more than you can intake.

No man, has ever ate ten pancakes
I said, fat man, you're making a mistake
You're at your limit, at the I.H.O.P.
Stop while you can believe me

It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
They have the one thing a fat man desires.
You can have all you can eat pancakes.

It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
You can get great service
You can eat at their house
You can stack cakes to the ceiling

Fat Man, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out drinking booze
I felt, no place cared if I hungry
I felt the whole world was yucky

That's when someone came up to me
And said fat man take a walk up the street
There's a place there called the I.H.O.P.
They can make you breakfast in a flash.

It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
They have the one thing a fat man desires.
You can have all you can eat pancakes.

I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
It's breakfast time at the I.H.O.P.
Fat man, Fat man, there's no need to be a slouch
Fat man, Fat man, pick yourself off the couch

I.H.O.P.
Just eat at the I.H.O.P.
Fat Man, Fat Man, I was once in your shoes,
Fat Man, Fat Man, I was down and out drinking booze

I.H.O.P.
I.H.O.P.
I.H.O.P.
I.H.O.P.
Copyright Jason DeWitt 2003

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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 23

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KintarosTiger - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Uhm. Yeah, this could've been better (maybe s'more ryhming?), but otherwise it was great.
Christie Marie M - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I sure could go for some I.H.O.P. !! I get more addicted to pancakes than Sabrina, the Teenage Witch in the episode "Pancake Madness"! This song is soooo funny! I even danced to your song! I could pig out at IHOP and "dance" most of the calories off from their food I ate.

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