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Hey man, can I hit on your mom?
You said “No man, for her you are too young”
I aid “Hey man, only hot mom in town”
”To me and everyone a hottie”
”No man, your bubble I hate to burst”
He said “Wait man,Ive had a million dads”
”You can date her, not much hot moms to find”
I said now” call me for a good time”
You know your mother’s an M-I-L-F
Is she also an S-L-U-T?
She’s got everything you just might enjoy
She has been with dozens of boys..
I think your mother’s an M-I-L-F
Id do her yeah freakin A!
She may not be eighteen, but I swear Im eighteen
No that’s not a gun that you feel
Hey man, can I have her all week?
Oh yeah “Yeah ,man, take for just two weeks”
I went “Yeah, man now Ill have her till next decade”
I hope that she’ll like my thing
Finch did it al himself
Like Stifler’s mom she’s MILF
Im goin for this M-I-L-F.
I think Stacy;s mom just left
It’s fun to play with an M-I-L-F
Im busy takin your M-I-L-F
This here MILF I sure enjoyed
She played with all her sex toys
I had some fun with an M-I-L-F
Told everyone at S-C-H-O-O-L
No it wasn;t that clean, on her I was sure keen
Hey look here’s a dildo to feel!
Hey man, I just wore her red shoes
But not like that customer at Dillard’s
That happened back in 1999
I was just 10 at the time
But enough about that story
Got a new girlfriend, she;s my age and sweet
I’ll soon make her an M-Y-L-F
Hotter than your mom Id say!
My girl’s a future M-Y-L-F
Future kids, here’s an M-I-L-F
We’re gonna make some more noise
Make a tape for lots of other boys
I’d totally recommend M-I-L-Fs
A Mother I’d Like to Umm Fornicate!
Yeah man, yeah, man clothes are down on the ground
Oh yeah, oh yeah, those aint animal sounds
Girls might go gay for this M-I-L-F
Ya have no plans? Come to my place
Oh yeah, oh yeah, soon we’ll get married
Wedding, song is, the Hawaii Five O theme
Go find yourself an M-I-L-F
Yeah man, yeah man, your mom’s quite a MILF
My girlfriend is a future MYLF
Get it on with an M-I-L-F
Oh yeah, oh yeah there’s love stains on our shoes
Yeah man, yeah man, these MILFs make me all
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