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Song Parodies -> "MILF"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Started this last December and finally got around to finishing it, none of its true except the last 3 lines of the red shoes verse
Hey man, can I hit on your mom?
You said “No man, for her you are too young”
I aid “Hey man, only hot mom in town”
”To me and everyone a hottie”

”No man, your bubble I hate to burst”
He said “Wait man,Ive had a million dads”
”You can date her, not much hot moms to find”
I said now” call me for a good time”

You know your mother’s an M-I-L-F
Is she also an S-L-U-T?

She’s got everything you just might enjoy
She has been with dozens of boys..

I think your mother’s an M-I-L-F
Id do her yeah freakin A!

She may not be eighteen, but I swear Im eighteen
No that’s not a gun that you feel

Hey man, can I have her all week?
Oh yeah “Yeah ,man, take for just two weeks”
I went “Yeah, man now Ill have her till next decade”
I hope that she’ll like my thing
Finch did it al himself
Like Stifler’s mom she’s MILF
Im goin for this M-I-L-F.
I think Stacy;s mom just left

It’s fun to play with an M-I-L-F
Im busy takin your M-I-L-F

This here MILF I sure enjoyed
She played with all her sex toys

I had some fun with an M-I-L-F
Told everyone at S-C-H-O-O-L
No it wasn;t that clean, on her I was sure keen
Hey look here’s a dildo to feel!

Hey man, I just wore her red shoes
But not like that customer at Dillard’s
That happened back in 1999
I was just 10 at the time
But enough about that story
Got a new girlfriend, she;s my age and sweet
I’ll soon make her an M-Y-L-F
Hotter than your mom Id say!

My girl’s a future M-Y-L-F
Future kids, here’s an M-I-L-F

We’re gonna make some more noise
Make a tape for lots of other boys

I’d totally recommend M-I-L-Fs
A Mother I’d Like to Umm Fornicate!

Yeah man, yeah, man clothes are down on the ground
Oh yeah, oh yeah, those aint animal sounds

Girls might go gay for this M-I-L-F
Ya have no plans? Come to my place

Oh yeah, oh yeah, soon we’ll get married
Wedding, song is, the Hawaii Five O theme

Go find yourself an M-I-L-F
Yeah man, yeah man, your mom’s quite a MILF
My girlfriend is a future MYLF

Get it on with an M-I-L-F
Oh yeah, oh yeah there’s love stains on our shoes
Yeah man, yeah man, these MILFs make me all
2006/7 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Jack Wilson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I expected this to do better hmm
Kristof Robertson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I've got two choices here, Jack: I can be honest, or I can blow smoke up your ass. And seeing as that I'm all out of smoke...this is not your best work. Pacing's a bit off and your rhymes went a touch wayward in places. I enjoy a good risque parody as much as the next guy, but this comes across as a bit (sorry about this) juvenile. Not quite there today, dude, but keep going! 434
Jack Wilson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Alright, thanks for the honsety, To be hinest myself, I couldnt hink of much when finishing it last night, I just didnt have anymore ideas, for this, but wantrted to get it through. I thought it was probably one of my best , with its title I kidna expected Shopping Trip Part 2, but I guess not. and it isnt so yeah
Jason - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof here. Not quite as good as your other stuff but pretty readable. Also 434.
stuart mcarthur - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
what Kristof said about the rhyming - but generally I thought it was pretty good, and I liked the idea of "My girl’s a future M-Y-L-F" - and the queen of MILFs of course is Angelina - 454
Rick C - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Like the others have said, the pacing was off but, I still laughed in a few places (like "I think Stacy;s mom just left"). 535
spot.paw - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude, what the hell were you smoking? An original concept with the potential for some good lines but you didn't follow through. And you know that. It's frustrating when you have an idea but you can't come up with the execution. It shouldn't be tossed so sit on it. I'll hold my vote but look forward to casting one when you resubmit. spot.paw

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