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Song Parodies -> "In My Gravy"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"In My Gravy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

what can bring such pleasure
in any kind of weather
learnt in home economy
what things lie within
will make your fears all come true
from the pan to you and me
why not give it a try
takes allsorts to survive
culinary pornography
pine nuts sure to expand
i'm telling you first hand
while the steam is boiling meat

in my gravy
you will find chips and peas
in my gravy
you will find christmas trees
in my gravy
maybe lumpy but never bland
chunky gravy lumpy gravy
its the best stuff in the land
lumpy gravy
you can eat it with your hand
chunky gravy
it was hitlers masterplan
stodgey gravy
some old people you must de-mand
lumpy gravy chunky gravy
hair goes wavy chunky gravy

they want stew, they want stew
they want stew with a new beetroot

if you like your dentures
don't you eat the centre
no diluting made to last
don't you linger mate
no need to use a plate
they're using it to form a cast
maybe it looks like dung
it never goes astray
we don't do curry,but i sing
while i pour my gravy
entrees a tad wavy
inspecting every strand and pea

on my gravy
yes you can sail the seven seas
in the gravy
yes you will never find the cheese
in the gravy
come on now people under-stand
it's my gravy,it's my gravy
it's gonna creep across the land
lumpy gravy
it's gonna wreck your prostrate gland
chunky gravy
if your not a jello fan
eat my gravy
i've gotta make you under-stand
lumpy gravy,chunky gravy
hair goes wavy,lumpy gravy

looks like poo,looks like poo
looks like poo in old boots

why me?

they won't chew,they won't chew
they won't chew it's a three bean soup

but,but i need a glass of water
spray spray cook
man he dropkick you watch the debris

they won't chew, they won't chew all my gravy

full of goodness
will make a man of marines

they will sue,they will sue
in the navy

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   12

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ann - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
yummy song! do you have any mashed potatoes?
The Charnstar - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Mmm, very tasty, can I have more? 5-5-5 - September 24, 2006 - Report this comment
All I know of the OS is the first part of the chorus, but there are some great lines in here, especially "culinary pornography."
Spoof-Man - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just too fuuny!!! right on Tomario
Agrimorfee - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Obsessively weird and wacky. Pace off throughout, sadly.
Red Ant - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3I) Spaff more or less said exactly what I was going to say. Great rhyming, too.
Matthias - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Sit down you're rocking the (gravy) boat
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) THis is awesome 555!
Michael McVey - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I always wondered what happened to Barth when "You Can't Do That On Television" went off the air. -- MM
Rick C - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, your parody is not poo in old boots. 555
Stuart McArthur - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-I) some great lines in this one, Tomario - liked the Hitler masterplan and the centre-dentures lines best - 555
Johnny D - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) YIKES! 5s, of course!
Cat - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Wreck your prostate gland"...heh heh heh. One of your best, Tomario!
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Some great lines, on one of my favorite topics. Everything ends up in my gravy!
Arwen - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC...lots of funny stuff, tomario...though I'm never asking you to cook for me...=)

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