-> "I'm In Love With My Palm"
Original Song Title:
"YMCA"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm In Love With My Palm"
Parody Written by:
Lee O. Jay
The Lyrics
Young man, please start facing the facts
I say, young man, ditch your old filofax
Because young man, pen and paper's for hacks
And eraser marks are sloppy
Young man, diaries should be banned
Because, young man, there's a new way to plan
That's much better, and you must understand
That we'll all convert in due time...
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Applications galore, lots of things to deploy
It's the ultimate grown-up toy
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
With a telephone book...And a calendar too...
It keeps track of undone 'to-do's
Young man, I don't mean to be mean
But my young man, you're a diary queen
I say, young man, trade a page for a screen
Won't you please check out this cool thing
It can fit in jacket or shirt
If you're late man, it will sound an alert
And I'm certain, with a new P.D.A.
You can organize your whole day
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
With a telephone book, and a pad for your notes,
It keeps track of the things you wrote
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Read the paper online, and take notes on the fly
Now you even can do Wi-Fi!
Young man, I was once in your shoes
I say, I once used a diary too
But I lost it, and oh boy was I screwed
'Cause my whole damned life was in there
That's when someone came up to me
And said, young man, don't you have a P.C.?
Well then young man, get a new P.D.A.
And just back the files up each day
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
Check out the features on MY P.D.A.
When you load data in, back it up in a flash
So you're safe even if you crash!
MY P.D.A.
There's nothing better than my P.D.A.
Young man, young man, please start facing the facts
Young man, young man, ditch that old filofax
MY P.D.A.
Just go to the MY P.D.A.
Young man, young man, you're a diary queen
Young man, young man, trade a page for a screen
MY P.D.A.
There's nothing better than my P.D.A.
Young man, it can fit in jacket or shirt
Young man, it can even sound an alert
Are you lookin' at MY P.D.A.?
MY P.D.A.!
Young man, young man, I was once so confused
Young man, young man, now I track my to-dos...
...MY P.D.A....
...MY P.D.A...
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