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Song Parodies -> "Nacho Man"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Nacho Man"

Parody Written by:

Bubba

The Lyrics

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...you can't steal my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...weighs too much my body
Body...check it out my body
Body...there's no doubt my body
Body...talkin' bout my body
Body...wearin' out my body

Every man wants to be a nacho nacho man
Those chips and melted cheese are always in demand
Snacking in the mornings, go man go
Eatin' at the ball game, waistlines grow
You can best believe that he's a nacho man
Loves to eat a good snack, any time he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Nacho, Nacho man (Nacho man)
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, Nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos! Ow....

Nacho, Nacho man
I've got to be, a Nacho man
Nacho, Nacho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to eat some nachos!

Body, its so large, my body,
Body, like a barge, my body,
Body, love to feed my body,
Body, don't you need my body,
Body, it's so wide, my body,
Body, I can't hide my body,
Body, what a bod, my body
Body, oh my God, my body,

You can tell a nacho, he has a funky walk
His western shirts and leather, always look so taut
Funky with his body, he's a king
Call him Mister Fat Boy, dig his chins
You can best believe that, he's a nacho man
He's a hearty eater, he weighs about a grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos! (all right)

Nacho, nacho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos! All Right!

Ugh! Nachos..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body what a flop my body,

Every man ought to be a nacho nacho man,
To live a life pursuing nachos at a stand,
Have their own zip code, all those meals,
Possess the large circumference, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a nacho man
He's a special person, though he can barely stand.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Nacho, nacho man (nacho man)
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos! (dig the cheese on my shirt)

Nacho, nacho man (got crumbs in my mustache)
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to be a nacho! (big broad waistline)

Nacho, nacho man (big thigh muscles!)
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos!

Nacho, nacho man
I've got to be, a nacho man
Nacho, nacho man
I've got to eat some nachos! HEY!

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