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Song Parodies -> "Mao Tse-Tung"

Original Song Title:

"Macho Man"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"Mao Tse-Tung"

Parody Written by:

Bill Farrell

The Lyrics

Body, lies in state my body,
Body, no worms ate my body
Body, People's Square, my body,
Body, it is there, my body
Body, it's all wax, my body, comrade,
Body, it attracts, my body
Body, it's so cool, my body, comrade,
Body, how I rule, my body

Every man wants to be like Mao Tse, Mao Tse-Tung
To have the kind of body that stays fresh for so long
Long March in the Thirties, go man go
Red Book in the Sixties, power grows
You can best believe that he's the Chairman, man
He got to be the leader anyway he can

Dui, dui, dui, dui, dui
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung (Mao Tse-tung)
I wanna be like Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I wanna be like Mao Tse-tung. Ni hao!

Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta follow Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung (yeah, yeah)
I gotta follow Mao Tse-tung!

Body, on display, my body
Body, everyday, my body
Body, how they store my body
Body, come adore my body
Body, never hot, my body
Body, it don't rot, my body
Body, in deep freeze, my body
Body, on your knees, my body

You can tell the Chairman, he has that friendly wave
Frozen in his glass box, he's so freshly saved
Took the Great Leap Forward, he's a king
30 million starving, tain't no thing
You had best believe him, he's the Chairman man
Permanently waving, with his icy hand

Dui, dui, dui, dui, dui
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I wanna wave like Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I wanna wave like Mao Tse-tung! (all right)

Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I 'm glad they saved our Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I'm glad they saved our Mao Tse-tung! All right!

Ugh! Mausoleum!
Body, comrade, body refrigerate my body
Body, comrade, body ain't it great my body
Body, comrade, body, file on past my body
Body, comrade, body, everlast my body

Everyman ought to behave for Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
To live a life of freedom, he will see you hung
Have your own opinion and ideals
End up in the work camp, that's his skill
You had best believe him, he's the Chairman man
He's the Great Popsicle in Asia's biggest land

Dui, dui, dui, dui, dui
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung (Mao Tse-tung)
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung (dig the mole on his chin)

Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung (see the long grey coat)
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung (dig the hairdo)

Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung (dig the frost)
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung

Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung
Mao Tse, Mao Tse-tung
I gotta go see Mao Tse-tung. Hey!

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Diva - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny! But then again I like dark humor
Tim Hall - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
You could also have written this about Lenin. Good job.
Peter (the Reader) - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever - Also I like that village people, but they are flaming gay so it is good to make fun of them.
Dylan Baranski - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I believe his name's spelled Mao Zedong.

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