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Song Parodies -> "Hitchens Has Died"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' A Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanity Fare

Parody Song Title:

"Hitchens Has Died"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

He fought with words, but not with fists
He used to claim that God does not exist
Hitchens has died, Hitchens has died
Well, now he knows if it was all a lie

He said this mortal life is all that's there
And when you die, then you go nowhere
Hitchens has died, Hitchens has died
Barely had a chance for us to say goodbye

Died, died, died, Hitchens has died
Died, died, died, Hitchens has died

He thought we all evolved from goo
And that includes me as well as you
Hitchens has died, Hitchens has died
Only now he knows, if he was wrong or right

Died, died, died, Hitchens has died
Died, died, died, Hitchens has died

He said that God does not exist
And those who think he does are terrorists
Hitchens has died, Hitchens has died
And I don't think he will be mummified

Died, died, died, Hitchens has died
Died, died, died, Hitchens has died

Died, died, died, Hitchens has died
Died, died, died, Hitchens has died

Died, died, died, died....

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Barry J. Mitchel - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I got satisfaction reading this, but it was a bit monotonous, needed variation.
Favourite Hitchens quote - January 04, 2012 - Report this comment
"Giving Barack Obama a Nobel Peace Prize is a lot like giving an actor an Oscar in hopes that he'll someday give a good performance in a movie"

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