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Song Parodies -> "Stitch Up My Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' a Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Vanity Fare

Parody Song Title:

"Stitch Up My Hide"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

An encounter with a dog and the ER
My rump is up, a Doc goes by
It's nearly One am been here all night
Stitch up my hide, stitch up my hide
Gotta get me sewn, cause I'm drawing flies

His teeth were bared, my butt he claimed
I'm truly howlin' with this soaring pain
Stitch up my hide, stitch up my hide
Gotta get me sewn, keep my blood inside

Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide

Long distance crawl, I made today
My wounded bootie hurtin' all the way
Stitch up my hide, stitch up my hide
Gotta get me sewn, I'm so amplified

Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide

My rump's still up, a Doc goes by
Oh, won't somebody treat my doggie bite
Stitch up my hide, stitch up my hide
Been in pain too long, holes in my backside

Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide
Hide, hide, hide, stitch up my hide

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Rob Arndt - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Wow, now that brought back some memories of the '70s. Went to a friend's house after school and the door was open. Went to say hello and was greeted by Mr. German Shepherd that started to bark and growl. Could have just stood still or taken the short route to the gate to closed it behind me but for some odd reason decided to amke a dash across the front yard and jump the wood fence- didn't make it. Bit right in the ass and the dog tore my pants too! 555!

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