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Song Parodies -> "Ditchin' My Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' A Ride"

Original Performer:

Vanity Fair

Parody Song Title:

"Ditchin' My Bride"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i stood her up
i passed her by
i nearly wed the dame
but here am i
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
and alone, reside

it wasn't fair
to not explain
i merely doubted
there was much to gain
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
boy, i bet she's fried

bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride

although she'll bawl
i couldn't stay
it felt too phony
so i ran away
ditchin' my bride
ditchin' my bride
gonna go back home
instinct was my guide

bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride
bride bride bride...ditchin' my bride

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MasonR - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
This was obviously written by Alvin's altar ego. Great job!
John Barry - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Great title too.
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks mason and john
Tommy Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin continues to come up with LOL titles, then carry them through all the way without a "hitch". Fives.
BTW, ya shouldn't a ditched Dick Cheney's daughter... see that shotgun there?
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks tommy
AFW - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I vote fives just for the non-marriage pitch..
Larry Hensley - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS. Funny, 555
alvin rhodes - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and larry
LucidLupin - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
'I do' like this 5s
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