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Song Parodies -> "Rich An' I Hide"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' A Ride"

Original Performer:

Vanity Fair

Parody Song Title:

"Rich An' I Hide"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

My number's up
The jackpot's high
I am the winner
And afraid am I

Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta hide at home
Out of TV's sight

I got nowhere
To hide my name
I'm nearly drowning
In my new-found fame

Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta lock my doors
Hide at home inside

Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide

Long distance call
I got today
They want some money
But it's "No" I say

Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Gotta change my phone
'Cause it rings all night

Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide

My doorbell rings
It's some weird guy
He wants to sell me
Stuff that I won't buy

Rich an' I hide
Rich an' I hide
Got me bodyguards
Pit bulls and spotlights

Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide

Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide
Hide, hide, hide
Rich an' I hide

( repeat chorus and fade )

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Rick D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I dub you "King of the Switcheroo". Or is that "Sing of the Kitscheroo"
Mari D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Wood gerk, Donnie Gee!
Adagio - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a good technique for looking for inspiration on a song. Good parody!
Johnny D - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mari D and Adagio!

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