She saw the look in his eyes
And she knew better
He wanted urine tonight, ah
And it was now or never
He made her feel so sad

Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing

Now Jamie wouldn't wipe her cooter
She knew he'd forget her
And so they said goodnight, ooh
And now he's gone forever

She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her

Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing

Now Jamie's used the john before (ahh)
And she knows what Charmin's for (ahh)
It should mean, a little, a little more (ahh)
Than locking the door, whoo

She wants to send him a bottle, a-yeah yeah
A-just to trying to empty her bladder
The label read, "Gimme (gimme some pee sometime")
But she knows what that'll get her

Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing

Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's pissing