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Song Parodies -> "Bacon's Fryin'"

Original Song Title:

"Jamie's Cryin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Bacon's Fryin'"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

she's quite a cook in his eyes
glad that he met her
he wants some food tonight
and the sooner the better
he wants a meal so bad

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'

so bacon's cookin' up tonight
a big greasy platter
its sure to bring him delight
though it will make him fatter

but what the hell, he'll be gladder,,,uh, yeah yeah
uh, though he knows that nothing else is badder
he says "gimme"...("gimme that lovely swine")
if she don't, he just get madder

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'

now, bacon he has had galore...uh huh
yeah, he eats strips by the score...uh huh
we don't want a little...he'd kill for more...uh huh
a packed tight pan...woo !

he thinks that some day he'll wed her
at dinner time, she uses her head, here
it ain't slimmin'...(slimmin' ain't on his mind)
although he might end up dead, here

oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'
oh whoa whoa...bacon's fryin'




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Christie Marie M - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Sizzlin' with 5's! Tzzzzzzzzz!
alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...watch for splatter
Jim Rotondo - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent Alvin, the aroma coming from my pc screen is incredible and reeking of three 5's. I used to plan menus for hospitals and nursing homes and bacon is counted as a "fat exchange", not a meat with any measurable protein. Sausage counts though. Thought I'd link those two together.
Timmy1000 - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A breakfast 5 for this one - must be bad for you as it smells and tastes good
AFW - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I like bacon..especially in a BELT sandwich...(Bacon, egg, lettuce, tomato)...I like food parodies..and this is a fun one
2Eagle - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I prefer tostadas but I like your parody.
Leo Keough - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I can think of only one or two things that taste better than a bacon and fried egg sandwich on toasted rye bread served with orange juice...5 crispy slices for this parody!!!
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Got going for a BLT at lunchtime! Deeeelicious, Alvin!
Andy Primus - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't beat a bacon butty - Van Halen! What's next Alvin? Motorhead? Bit of Rollins Band maybe? How about some Muse, Primus or Kings Of Leon?
alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks jim...fat exchange...lol...love it...thanks timmt...indeed...thanks AFW...a BELT sounds good....thanks 2eagle...fair enough...thanks leo...that sounds good too...thanks mark...glad ya enjoyed...thanks andy....could be
Kevin Bacon - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
You'll be hearing from my lawyer, Mr. T. Turtle, Esq.!

btw, alvin, check out Chance Golnick's "I'm A Brain Eater" here today -- I think you have a worthy protegé.
alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TT...i'll check it out
John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Delicious!
alvin - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks john
BaconBabe - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke 0'Roads~ Bacon will get a Cowboy's vote, anytime, anywhere, that's for shure !!
alvin - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks BB
PMS - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
555 fat exchanges for you. Hilarious
Tim Hall - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Makes me want to have sone of that thick British bacon!
alvin - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and tim

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