Song Parodies -> I'm Stalkin' Out Claus

Original Song Title:	"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love"
Original Performer:	Van Halen

Parody Song Title:	"I'm Stalkin' Out Claus"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

i've heard he's huge, baby
i just come to his knees
i hear he knows what i want, baby
and he'll bring presents i need..oh yeah

i'm stalkin' out claus
i hope good gifts, i'm gonna score
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before

you know he's kinda fat lookin'
and wearin' red with trim
and his ol' reindeer will be bookin', baby
he's gonna visit all my friends

i'm stalkin' out claus
he won't be comin' through the door
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before...yeah, before...before

(jungle bell solo)

i'm stalkin' out claus
he is the man we all adore
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before

he's on chimney's ledge
and then he's gonna climb down
you know he'll leave a lot of loot then, baby
and he will spread the cheer around

mmm...so if i stay up, gonna see santa, baby
yeah...gonna see santa, baby
mmm...i wanna, wanna see, baby
hey...gotta, gotta see, baby

i'm stalkin' out claus
a merry christmas is in store
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..before..before

i'm stalkin' out claus
when he comes i'm gonna roar
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..before...ahhhh

(another jingle bell solo)

ho ho ho
ho ho ho
ho ho ho

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Peter Andersson - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

To quote a song from Spaff's Christmas album: His surveillance guys, beat the FBI:s", so good luck sneaking up on Old Nick... :-)

McKludge - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

I've heard of jungle drum solos, but a jungle bell solo? :~}
I'm hailin' down a van full of 5s for ya.

Rex - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Wow, a Van Halen Christmas Parody? Who whoulda thought of such a thing? ;-) Excellent work, and as I was reading it I thought of Santa's reply, courtesy of Steve Miller: "Keep On Stalkin' Me Baby".

alvin - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks peter , mckludge and rex

John Barry - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

Stalk on.

alvin - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks john....i'm christmas stalking !

MrMacphisto - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment

lol... good job

alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks macphisto

Guy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment

If you don't quit messin' with Santa you're gonna get a mole in your stalkin'. You'll never catch him.

alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks guy (lol)

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Song Parodies -> I'm Stalkin' Out Claus

"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love"

Van Halen

"I'm Stalkin' Out Claus"

Alvin Rhodes

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