-> "I'm Stalkin' Out Claus"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Stalkin' Out Claus"
The Lyrics
i've heard he's huge, baby
i just come to his knees
i hear he knows what i want, baby
and he'll bring presents i need..oh yeah
i'm stalkin' out claus
i hope good gifts, i'm gonna score
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before
you know he's kinda fat lookin'
and wearin' red with trim
and his ol' reindeer will be bookin', baby
he's gonna visit all my friends
i'm stalkin' out claus
he won't be comin' through the door
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before...yeah, before...before
(jungle bell solo)
i'm stalkin' out claus
he is the man we all adore
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..yeah, before
he's on chimney's ledge
and then he's gonna climb down
you know he'll leave a lot of loot then, baby
and he will spread the cheer around
mmm...so if i stay up, gonna see santa, baby
yeah...gonna see santa, baby
mmm...i wanna, wanna see, baby
hey...gotta, gotta see, baby
i'm stalkin' out claus
a merry christmas is in store
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..before..before
i'm stalkin' out claus
when he comes i'm gonna roar
i'm stalkin' out claus
i've never seen him before..before...ahhhh
(another jingle bell solo)
ho ho ho
ho ho ho
ho ho ho
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