Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Pants, I've Learned The Way"

Original Song Title:

"Dance The Night Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Pants, I've Learned The Way"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

have you seen me ?
i'm on the potty
i have learned the style with ease
no more dipes !
i can use this room
yes, i love being dry, you see
ooh...mommy, mommy
wontcha...throw those naps away
ooh...mommy, mommy
ah...come on...take a chance
i'm old enough for pants
i've learned the way
whoa-oh
come on...gimme pants
i've learned the way

you get tired
crappin' after dinner
in the cloth, you let it go
i'll acquire
the pants, i've been desirin'
like everyone else i know
ooh...mommy, mommy
wontcha...buy me some today
ooh...mommy, mommy
ah...come on...take a chance
i'm old enough for pants
i've learned the way
whoa oh
come on...gimme pants
i've learned the way

oh...oh oh oh oh...yeah

pants...i've learned the way...hey hey yeah
pants pants pants...i've learned the way
ah...come on, mommy, mommy
pants...i've learned the way..oh ooh yeah
pants pants pants...i've learned the way...ah...ha ...ow

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 0
 1
 
 2   0
 1
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/vanhalen11.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 585