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Song Parodies -> "Zoo Child"

Original Song Title:

"Ooh Child"

Original Performer:

Valerie Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Zoo Child"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

The only thing worse than putting a child in a cage, is keeping them there! YouTube Link to Ooh Child - http://youtu.be/KMGoggT4t40
Zoo child locked up just like an animal
Zoo child world can be brutal yeah
Zoo child we’ll escape together and we’ll get you unlocked
Go where the world is less cruel yeah yeah

Someday we’ll crawl in the grass of a pretty jungle
Somewhere where our world is more fitting yeah yeah
Someday we’ll both be together and we will be as one
Someplace where we both are more witting

Zoo child locked up just like an animal
Zoo child things can be brutal yeah

Yeah

Zoo child locked up just like an animal
Zoo child world can be brutal yeah
Zoo child we’ll escape together and we’ll get you unlocked
Go where the world is less cruel ooh ahh ooh yeah yeah
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Rob Arndt - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Sad, but true and this happens more than people think- 555!!! There was a boy recently in the news that was held captive in a cage...
Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you Rob for your comment/vote and yes, this does happen more times than people are aware of. I think it's time that they all should be more aware of it! Hence this parody! ;-)

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