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Song Parodies -> "And Then There's God"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From 'Maude' (And Then There's Maude)"

Original Performer:

TV Show Theme

Parody Song Title:

"And Then There's God"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

That Great Pumpkin he was really somethin'
He worked for Peanuts through all the night
The Easter Bunny always kept things hoppin'
He'd lend an ear; you could take a bite

Woke up a-lithpin' I thaid thomethinth mythin'
A Fairy come and thtole my tooth (whoa yeah)
And when I didn't know just what to believe
Santa Claus stuffed a sock in truth

And then there's God (And then there's God)
And then there's God (And then there's God)
And then there's God (And then there's God)
And then there's.....
Cold and distant inconsistent not to mention nonexistent
Hi there God

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Royce Miller - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm all for freedom of speech on this site-thanks for standing up for that, Claude.
Phil Alexander - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi Claude - have I started a trend? I'll be back to vote on this when I've managed to find the original... but I love the last couple of lines
God - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thou shall not envy you neighbours parody. :-) - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
"Right on, Claude!" And back-to-back with a Monkeys composition - must be divine intervention.
Claude Prez - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce and Phil (oh and thank God too) Yup, looks like a trend to me. Actually been sitting on this one for awhile. I know technically TV show themes are supposed to be off limits but people do em all the time and after yesterday I figured what the hell.
Michael Pacholek - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Bea Arthur (or at least Maude Findlay) would approve. But "neighbour"? Since when is God British? (Maybe He's Canadian.)
Static - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
good job making it funny. even tho i don't know tha original. it's good that we can think that this "GOD" issue as funny, now dat it's over.
Tim Hall - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I could say God will get you for that, Claude, but this parody is so good.
Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Very clever lyrics Claude! 5-5-5
Rick D - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody, Claude, and amazingly close to an original song of mine, (that no one has heard) where I point out that as kids we're told about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Tooth Fairy only to find out later they don't exist. Oh, but Jesus, he's different. Really.
Me - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
You people are sick.
Meriadoc - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I lithed the lithping part...

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