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Song Parodies -> "Hillbillies Never Call Ahead"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

Traditional hymn

Parody Song Title:

"Hillbillies Never Call Ahead"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hillbillies never call ahead..
They always just show up
Bang on your door to wake the dead..
Hot coff-ee, bum a cup

They don't know how to dial a phone..
Or button push a cell
Pull in your drive and honk the horn..
Say, "How ya' do-in', Pal"

Hillbillies give no peace of mind..
And have no social grace
Not Beverly, nor any kind..
They'll yell right in your face

You haven't seen them for a year..
They'll suddenly drop in
Swim in your pool..ask for a drink
And empty all your gin

Hillbillies never call ahead..
They're loud and crude and brash
Fifteen will show at your fun'ral..
And swear you owe 'em cash

They'll swear you owe 'em cash



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littleCUPcakes - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I 'm so thankful that I'm not related to these ' folks', Sir, L'Air de Farce!
AFW - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...but jest funnin' here..ya know?
alvin - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...thanks for the warning...i'll watch out for 'em
Christie Marie M - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeeee-haaaa!! (Southern Accent): Well, ah'll be horn-swaddled! Mighty fine parody you wrote there, feller! Singing this song rolls off my tongue like honey! Take 'em 5 critters, 5 banjos, and 5 whiskeys!
AFW - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Appreciate it, alvin, and Christie

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