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Song Parodies -> "Bake Cookies or I'll Stalk You(Scary Little X-Mas)"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bake Cookies or I'll Stalk You(Scary Little X-Mas)"

Parody Written by:

C21

The Lyrics

This is why it pays to have Christmas cookies handy...
Have yourself a scary little Christmas
While you sleep tonight
From now on I'll stalk you
Until New Years night

Have yourself a scary little Christmas
Carry pepper spray, cuz
From now on I'll be less than
A mile away

There you are calling state police
If you want your peace, don't call
If you want I'll stop looking now
Just give me cookies now; that's all

From your fears
You'll cave in altogether
And bake cookies now
There's hanging camera's in
The highest boughs
And have yourself a scary little ChristmasNOW!!!

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Poopie - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Excuse me, but all "Traditoinal" song parodies are supposed to be filed under "misc"; those OSes were made long before any of us were alive.
C21 - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, this is only my 3rd parody here; I wasn't aware of the procedures. I realize I mistakenly put Judy Garland because that's the name that came up first on the Google search, but I'll try to do better background research.

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