-> "Socked Three Times"
Original Song Title:
"Knock Three Times"
Parody Song Title:
"Socked Three Times"
The Lyrics
Hot girl...she's my neighbor next door
I watched her dance every night
In a thong, tight,
..She had moves..
What a silhouetted beauty..
On her window shade, looked nudie
Took foolish chances
Said "Hi"... made advances,
.Real bad moves..
She knew judo..
Socked Three Times
In the right eye and the forehead
Squeezed on my neck,
Guess the answer was "No"
Someone help me!
(Sock, sock, sock))
Went the punches..to my poor head,
Stronger than Shrek, (Big Shrek!)
And she wouldn't let go..
I won't peek at her window again
Arm's in a sling, there's a note
That's attached to my door..
Says, "Next time I won't be lucky..
That she has mean kin in Kentucky
Oh, never in my dreams would I want
To rile her anymore...
She knew Tai Chi,
Socked Three Times..
Locked my left arm in a twisty
Chopped at my throat,
Guess her answer was "No"
Heaven help me!
(Sock, sock, sock)
I'm a corpse, in Corpus Christi
Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..
Now, when I hear music playin'
I don't let my eyes do no strayin'
No foolish chances,
And no more advances..
Will I make..
She knew Tai Chi
Socked Three Times
Hurt my left arm with a twisty
Chopped at my throat,
Guess her answer was "No"
(Now, I'm half dead)
(Sock, sock, sock)
I'm a corpse in Corpus Christi
Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..
Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..
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