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Song Parodies -> "Socked Three Times"

Original Song Title:

"Knock Three Times"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Socked Three Times"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Hot girl...she's my neighbor next door
I watched her dance every night
In a thong, tight,
..She had moves..
What a silhouetted beauty..
On her window shade, looked nudie
Took foolish chances
Said "Hi"... made advances,
.Real bad moves..

She knew judo..
Socked Three Times
In the right eye and the forehead
Squeezed on my neck,
Guess the answer was "No"
Someone help me!
(Sock, sock, sock))
Went the punches..to my poor head,
Stronger than Shrek, (Big Shrek!)
And she wouldn't let go..

I won't peek at her window again
Arm's in a sling, there's a note
That's attached to my door..
Says, "Next time I won't be lucky..
That she has mean kin in Kentucky
Oh, never in my dreams would I want
To rile her anymore...

She knew Tai Chi,
Socked Three Times..
Locked my left arm in a twisty
Chopped at my throat,
Guess her answer was "No"
Heaven help me!
(Sock, sock, sock)
I'm a corpse, in Corpus Christi
Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..

Now, when I hear music playin'
I don't let my eyes do no strayin'
No foolish chances,
And no more advances..
Will I make..

She knew Tai Chi
Socked Three Times
Hurt my left arm with a twisty
Chopped at my throat,
Guess her answer was "No"
(Now, I'm half dead)
(Sock, sock, sock)
I'm a corpse in Corpus Christi
Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..

Sunk my love boat, (won't float)
Call me Titanic Joe..












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MasonR - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Great idea, lots of good lines. But...Tai Chi? That's performed verrrrry slooooowly, not really meant for self defence even though the moves if sped up would be effective. (I know--I used to be a Tai Chi practitioner.) Kung Fu would be better if you're going to use an eastern art of self defence to go for a laugh. So, I'm deducting a point under "How Funny" over that one.
Michael Pacholek - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Sockin' you five times.
AFW - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, MasonR...but, least we forget that Tai Chi gets the body in shape for stronger and more effective judo...at any rate, I appreciate your votes and comment......and thanks, Michael
alvin - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day...the last verse was especially good
John Lovit - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Superlative
AFW - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John
Ann Hammond - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
he he you got me thinking of the Johnny Bravo cartoons I use to watch
AFW - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ann...don't believe I've seen those
Meriadoc - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved how you kind of took off on the theme of the OS, but with a less happy ending!

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